Oh how true ! Female or Male?

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    You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
    Don't forget the bit at the end !




    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.




    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.




    TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated




    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.




    SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.......squeezable and retain water.




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    Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.




    TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.




    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.




    HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years......they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.




    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
     
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    Is a stove female? It is often hot, and it is the source of so many good things
     
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    Silly Putty------Male: you can mold them into whatever you want all day long but the next day they will still be the same blob you started with.
     
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    What is this? I was all ready to take the "Spot the Tranny" quiz! :lol:
     
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    Pan Cakes... Can be either male or female. It all depends on how they are stacked.
     
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    :lol: Awesome thread!
     

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