Obama to meet with House Republicans

[The Paperboy]

I have just received a report that in sticking with his campaign theme of change, Obama, who prides himself on being a unifier and reaching across the aisle will meet with House Republicans to hammer out a bipartisan bail out agreement.

This also just in: The Brooklyn Bridge is for sale.

 

[Silence]

it terrifies you doesn't it? that Obama is the calm, rational candidate... amd that house republicans might actually listen to him....

and McCain is hated by his own fucking party

 

[The Paperboy]

My knees are shaking. Just like McCain's are about tonight's debate. So long, goodbye, it's been nice to know ya Obama.