Nude voting

Discussion in 'Congress' started by Chris, Oct 31, 2008.

  1. Chris
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    Tampa-area nudists want clothing-optional polling site
    The Associated Press
    12:15 PM EDT, October 31, 2008
    LAND O' LAKES, Fla. - A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to be allowed a clothing-optional polling site.

    The Caliente Resorts, located in Pasco County north of Tampa, has approached election officials about the idea.

    Nothing in state law would prohibit it, but the supervisor of elections says he is opposed to creating any new precincts before redistricting in 2010.

    Tampa-area nudists want clothing-optional polling site -- OrlandoSentinel.com
     
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    What the hell? They should just use absentee ballots. No one wants to see their junk.
     
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    Good point.

    There's a joke here somewhere, but I just can't think of it.
     
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    Ya' just got to love America.

    I wonder if the midget nudist colonies will want their own polling places,too?

    Oh? You didn't know that the midgets have their own nudist colonies?

    Sad story, really.

    They had to create them, you know

    The midgits couldn't keep their noses out of everyone's business.
     
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    It brings a whole new meaning to the term "hanging chad."
     
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    Rotf!!!
     
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    Yea there seems to be a lot of jokes here...I just can't seem to think of a good one.
     
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    This just in: Angelina Jolie has moved to Tampa.
     
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    :eusa_clap:
     
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    It's a set up. If they aren't allowed to vote nude, the libs will seize the opportunity to yell "disenfranchisement!" and declare the election stolen.
     

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