~No Underwear~

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    No Underwear......

    A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

    'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.

    The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

    'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.


    The old man slowly looked at him and said,
    'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
     
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    Hahaha! Ewwwwww! With little stray hairs wisping in the wind.
     
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    How are women and tornadoes alike?

    They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

    :boobies: Yooooohoooooo!
     
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    You've heard about the senior citizen who streaked the local flower show? He wasn't an official entrant but still won first place for best dried arrangement.
     
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    One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

    :lol:
     
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    You sick fuck :lol:
     

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