"No Loud Farts From Females Please!"

Roudy

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Well, what will they ban next ?? Even farts by females are not allowed! Very impressive.

ISLAMIC CITY COUNCIL BANS FEMALE FLATULENCE IN INDONESIA

An Islamic city council in the Indonesian province of Aceh, which follows Sharia, has banned female citizens from passing gas.

Sayyid Yahia, mayor of the city, told media that a ban was needed, as farting does not go well with the Islamic values of modesty. “Muslim women are not allowed to fart with sound, it’s against Islamic teachings,” he said. Meanwhile, the Indonesian Feminists Association told local media they will attempt to block the smelly law as they deem it discriminatory. Talking to The Wadiyan, mayor Sayyid Yahia said the law aims to save people’s morals and behaviors. “When you see woman fart loud, she appears like a man. But if she sit sideways and pass it quietly, she looks like a woman,” Sayyid said.

Although the proposed law does not ban “quiet fart,” passing gas with sound is actually not uncommon in Southeast Asia, particularly for women consuming potatoes and peas. Obviously, women maintain that they feel healthier, farting loud. Fathima Khan, a medical doctor at the Al Banni Islamic Hospital in Aceh’s capital is critical of the proposed law: “There is no need to question this practice, let alone regulate it, because people do it for their health and safety,” she said. The mayor declined to give The Wadiyan details of what the punishment would be for violators. While another member at the City council, who wished not to be named, said if convicted by the sharia court, the offender could receive 20 lashes for small farts and up to 3 months prison time for larger ones.

Read more...Islamic city council bans female flatulence in Indonesia | THE WADIYAN
 
Breaking news:

An Israeli company in Tel Aviv has already started manufacture of the Fart Suppressors - basically a silencer for the arse hole, each color has its own smell of flowers.
The Fart Suppressors come in 3 sizes and have various degrees of vibrations for the pleasure of the fartee.
These are being sent to Arab countries via Europe, Jordan, Egypt and via the Gaza tunnels on the return journey of the empty carts.
Allah U Akbar!
 
Breaking news:

An Israeli company in Tel Aviv has already started manufacture of the Fart Suppressors - basically a silencer for the arse hole, each color has its own smell of flowers.
The Fart Suppressors come in 3 sizes and have various degrees of vibrations for the pleasure of the fartee.
These are being sent to Arab countries via Europe, Jordan, Egypt and via the Gaza tunnels on the return journey of the empty carts.
Allah U Akbar!

An excellent new product. I can see people starting to eat more fibre (thus decreasing bowel diseases), in order to make their backsides smell beautiful.

It will also be good for the bedroom because there is nothing worse than a fart in the throes of intimacy.
 
Breaking news:

An Israeli company in Tel Aviv has already started manufacture of the Fart Suppressors - basically a silencer for the arse hole, each color has its own smell of flowers.
The Fart Suppressors come in 3 sizes and have various degrees of vibrations for the pleasure of the fartee.
These are being sent to Arab countries via Europe, Jordan, Egypt and via the Gaza tunnels on the return journey of the empty carts.
Allah U Akbar!

An excellent new product. I can see people starting to eat more fibre (thus decreasing bowel diseases), in order to make their backsides smell beautiful.

It will also be good for the bedroom because there is nothing worse than a fart in the throes of intimacy.
The worst of the worst is a dog fart in the throes. My German Shepard's farts should be bottled as WMD's and sold to rogue nations like Iran and N. Korea. And now we pause for some ads...
 
Breaking news:

An Israeli company in Tel Aviv has already started manufacture of the Fart Suppressors - basically a silencer for the arse hole, each color has its own smell of flowers.
The Fart Suppressors come in 3 sizes and have various degrees of vibrations for the pleasure of the fartee.
These are being sent to Arab countries via Europe, Jordan, Egypt and via the Gaza tunnels on the return journey of the empty carts.
Allah U Akbar!

An excellent new product. I can see people starting to eat more fibre (thus decreasing bowel diseases), in order to make their backsides smell beautiful.

It will also be good for the bedroom because there is nothing worse than a fart in the throes of intimacy.
The worst of the worst is a dog fart in the throes. My German Shepard's farts should be bottled as WMD's and sold to rogue nations like Iran and N. Korea. And now we pause for some ads...

Before you pause for some ads, may I ask if you could expand on the "dog fart in the throes." In the throes of what? :confused:
 
An excellent new product. I can see people starting to eat more fibre (thus decreasing bowel diseases), in order to make their backsides smell beautiful.

It will also be good for the bedroom because there is nothing worse than a fart in the throes of intimacy.
The worst of the worst is a dog fart in the throes. My German Shepard's farts should be bottled as WMD's and sold to rogue nations like Iran and N. Korea. And now we pause for some ads...

Before you pause for some ads, may I ask if you could expand on the "dog fart in the throes." In the throes of what? :confused:
A dog farting while YOU are in the throes of intimacy. Ewww. LOL
 
The worst of the worst is a dog fart in the throes. My German Shepard's farts should be bottled as WMD's and sold to rogue nations like Iran and N. Korea. And now we pause for some ads...

Before you pause for some ads, may I ask if you could expand on the "dog fart in the throes." In the throes of what? :confused:
A dog farting while YOU are in the throes of intimacy. Ewww. LOL

Not quite the full answer I was looking for, but you can pause for the ads now. I won't ask you to expand any more.
 
LOL! The throes of intimacy between you and the dog or you and your lady and it lets one rip?
BWAHAHAHA. The image that brings to mind! :lol:
 
LOL! The throes of intimacy between you and the dog or you and your lady and it lets one rip?
BWAHAHAHA. The image that brings to mind! :lol:
Moi? I prefer blond...goats.

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