New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

[DavidS]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And they wonder why America is the obesity capitol of the world....

 

[JBeukema]

I prefer a blender and a straw

 

[Zoom-boing]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And they wonder why America is the obesity capitol of the world....

Please tell me you know this is from The Onion and is a joke.

 

[JBeukema]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And they wonder why America is the obesity capitol of the world....

Please tell me you know this is from The Onion and is a joke.

The Onion sets the standard in modern-day journalism

 

[hjmick]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And they wonder why America is the obesity capitol of the world....

Please tell me you know this is from The Onion and is a joke.

I wouldn't bet on it...

 

[DavidS]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And they wonder why America is the obesity capitol of the world....

Please tell me you know this is from The Onion and is a joke.

I'd buy something they said is true before FoxNews.

 

[Zoom-boing]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And they wonder why America is the obesity capitol of the world....

Please tell me you know this is from The Onion and is a joke.

I'd buy something they said is true before FoxNews.

So, you didn't realize it was from The Onion and a joke.

 

[William Joyce]

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Zoom-boing]

Davids beat you to this in the flame zone. But he thought it was real.

 

[Mad Scientist]

The Onion is hillarious! Did anyone see The Onion Movie? It's a "Must See, Feel Good Hit Of Last Summer!".