some interesting call logs here
3/9 Grass Valley 2 p.m — A pet store employee called police and reported a man of African descent walked out of the store with a snake in his pants. Officers responded and quickly discovered the stolen “snake” was in fact the man’s penis.
full article: Nevada County Crime Wave: Bizarro Edition March 2017
3/9 Grass Valley 2 p.m — A pet store employee called police and reported a man of African descent walked out of the store with a snake in his pants. Officers responded and quickly discovered the stolen “snake” was in fact the man’s penis.
full article: Nevada County Crime Wave: Bizarro Edition March 2017