Procrustes Stretched
"intuition and imagination and intelligence"
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shutting up the Republicans so you can shove a bill through Congress.
OR
picking off the few Republicans who can alsobe bought off by the same people who buy you off so you can weasel a bill through congress that you can manipulate a good feeling from after you have manufactured the propaganda that it was bipartisan and therefore better than a normal bill.
Trying to stimulate the economy, but ending up just losing millions and millions of jobs. Millions, nay, BILLIONS!!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
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She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasnt hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show
Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away
But rosie youre all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie thats my thing
When you turn out the light -- Ive got to hand it to me
Looks like its me and you again tonight rosie
Well I guess I might have known from the start
Shed come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that Ive been burned
By now youd think Id have learned
That its who you look like
Not who you are
But rosie youre all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie thats my thing
When you turn out the light -- Ive got to hand it to me
Looks like its me and you again tonight rosie