My latest invention!!!

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    I have just invented 12-ply toilet paper. It's some great stuff. You can wipe your butt with just three sheets of it for a month or with a whole roll, you can wall paper your living room.
     
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    ...and if you wallpaper with the used stuff, you won't need paste!
     
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    your butt is that dirty you needed to invent this stuff?
     
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    Eeeewwwww
     
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    How much does it weigh and whats its volume?
     
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    Dogs use toilet paper?? I thought they just scooted across the grass or rug.:dunno:
     
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    Good question. It's probably 4 sheets per roll.
     
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    Well, I believe economic validity plays a roll (no pun) in a products success.

    Transportation and space are certainly issues...
     
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    Contractors are using it as cheap sub flooring......... :eusa_whistle:
     
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    This invention could put Depends AND Kotex out of business.
     

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