My Halloween Costume this year !

[BlueJay28]

I bought an Orangutan wig, brown plastic teeth, a pig nose, a cow style nose ring FOR the pig nose...
A fat suit, white chalk powder to put all over myself.... a white flag, dog fur for my legs.... and stink perfume.

And a fake tattoo saying 3+2 = 9.. to put on my forehead...

A pair of sandals, and jeans that are too big for me... yet too small for the fat suit.... a Black Bra for the fat suit..

And a white undershirt tank top that says on the front "I'm the Master Race", and "I hate Mexicans" and
"I think I won World War 2"...

I also bought a wallet that says "I hate the Government"... and a stack of welfare checks inside the wallet, and I packed the right pocket full of "IOU" tickets...



My sister asked me why I bought that stuff..

So I said "Its my german costume".

lmao !

 

[defcon4]

OK

 

[strollingbones]

you channeling sfc now def

 

[defcon4]

you channeling sfc now def

..if somebody knows that, that's you... with your powers you immediately detected channeling... nothing sneaks by you... I am busted... fuck!