My First Time

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    Hi, everybody! I just found this forum, seems interesting.
     
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    :welcome:
     
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    If this is your first time on a political message board of this caliber then you'll need a few items.
    First a suit of armor until your skin is a sufficient thickness......

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    Under that I'd recommend a full body condom to protect against CTDs (Cyber Transmited Dittoheads)

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    And ultimately a bottle of Brain Bleach...... trust me on this one.

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    I'm currently running a special on all these items, 25% off for all new members. Act now before the specials are history! :thup:

    Welcome to the nut house!!
     
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    Ancient lion Thank your creator

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    welcome
     
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    spectrumc01 I give you....the TRUTH

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    It's interesting now, but wait until later.:eek:

    It's how we do here. We make it look interesting and then when we get you you hooked it's just like a heroin addiction.:lol:
     
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    Oh yeah, that reminds me. Everybody up! Morning medication rounds!
     
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    ... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....

    Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?
     
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    Water ma'am? Don't touch the stuff, fish fornicate in it.
     
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    freedombecki Let's go swimmin'! Supporting Member

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    Welcome to USMB, niteowl, and good morning. Hope you enjoy the boards. :)
     
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    Water? I thought we'd agreed to ban that shit here and stick with vodka?
     
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