Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by niteowl, Jan 27, 2012.
Hi, everybody! I just found this forum, seems interesting.
If this is your first time on a political message board of this caliber then you'll need a few items.
First a suit of armor until your skin is a sufficient thickness......
Under that I'd recommend a full body condom to protect against CTDs (Cyber Transmited Dittoheads)
And ultimately a bottle of Brain Bleach...... trust me on this one.
I'm currently running a special on all these items, 25% off for all new members. Act now before the specials are history!
Welcome to the nut house!!
It's interesting now, but wait until later.
It's how we do here. We make it look interesting and then when we get you you hooked it's just like a heroin addiction.
Oh yeah, that reminds me. Everybody up! Morning medication rounds!
... yawns and complains about the need for coffee with palm up accepting morning medication ....
Can I at least get a glass of water to swallow these down?
Water ma'am? Don't touch the stuff, fish fornicate in it.
Welcome to USMB, niteowl, and good morning. Hope you enjoy the boards.
Water? I thought we'd agreed to ban that shit here and stick with vodka?
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