Mommy Mommy Jokes

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    Ok, I know some of these are bad, but they were my favorites as a kid. Groan away!

    Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
    Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor

    Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
    Shut up and get back in the sack!

    Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
    Shut up and get back in the oven.

    Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma?
    Not today, we already dug her three times this week.

    Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
    Shut up and step on the gas!

    Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls!
    Shut up and get back in the barrel!

    Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
    Shut up and get away from the dart board!

    Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
    Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!

    Mommy, Mommy! The milk man is here; have you got the money
    or should I go out and play again for an hour?

    Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
    Shut up and get back in the box!

    Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
    Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

    Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
    Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!


    Mommy, Mommy! Why won't Daddy talk to me?
    Shut up and tie his legs too.
     
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    HEY I remember these !

    mommy mommy I don't want to go to Europe
    shut up and keep rowing

    mommy mommy I'm getting dizzy
    shut up or I'll flush it again
    :p:
     
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    Daddy?
     

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