Michael Jackson to be buried without his _____ (5 letters)

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    Here are the FARK comments (LOL!):

    FARK.com: (4490744) Guess what Michael Jackson is going to be buried without? Hint: It's a five-letter word
     
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    ewwwwww....

    i was gonna say glove cause it's worth about a quarter of a million dollars at auction. i liked my answer beter than the real one.
     
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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    I was guessing glove too but I did cringe when I saw what it was. Ick.
     
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    Ever seen an embalming ? People are buried without a LOT of things :lol:
     
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    No I never saw one and I realize that but it's just not something you think about everyday.

    Ya know? :)
     
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    Their orifices are also stuffed to keep the odor down and to hold the embalming fluid.
     
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    When a body is loaded in the baggage compartment of an airliner, the box it is in is marked which end the head is at. It has to be loaded with the head first so the embalming fluid doesn't run out during takeoff. It's amazing how many black guys won't get in there to help load a body, it's always good for a laugh. To see this big, burly guy say....."I ain't gettin in dere, no way!", it's very funny. :lol::lol::lol:

    My brother works in cargo and they had a new-hire that came in(he just happened to be black). They had an empty HR(human remains) box so they decided to play a joke on him. They told him that part of his duties was to make sure the body was situated correctly in the box and strapped down. He wasn't very thrilled but relunctantly went over with the clip board and opened the box where another guy was in there ready to jump out. When he jumped up screaming the new guy screamed and ran down the road, they never saw him again.:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Hahaha

    I did an addition on a funeral home and had to wheel them around out of the way. I know its illegal, but they were in the way.
     
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    Wow...there's so many options...

    Glove...shoes... how about penis!

    Brain never would have made my list because he lost that a long time ago. Remember the Wiz?
     
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    Buckwheat responds to xsited1's post................



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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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