- Sep 22, 2013
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Melania Trump, the First Lady of the USA, is considered a fine diplomat of commercial relations in our modern landscape, especially since her husband, U.S. President Donald Trump, was a capitalism-baron, casino-mogul, and hence commerce 'specialist.'
Mrs. Trump is presented in the press/media as a female 'diplomat' of commercial highways and customs/etiquette and perhaps how commerce is shaping/molding new age society aesthetics.
How should we therefore present First Lady Melania Trump as a 'face' of inventive populism prose/politics?
This political vignette, inspired by Bulworth, is dedicated to the First Lady!
Cheers (signing off),
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"First Lady Melania Trump was on-hand at the grand-opening of a new YMCA center in Virginia (USA) where groups of criminally-insane individuals would be welcome and treated for their anti-social instincts and 'integrated' into camp-like new age pro-democratic social interaction 'schemes' and socialization 'games' such as Monopoly (Parker Brothers) and Capture-the-Flag (contest). The criminally-insane individuals invited to this visionary new YMCA included a trio of serial-killers, two women (Gilda and Camila, two women who had slain post-office workers out of spite) and a man (Ajay, a self-proclaimed 'vigilante' who believed he was the Messiah and hence had murdered two politicians in D.C. out of spite). Melania told the crowd at the YMCA and Gilda, Camila, and Ajay that democratic initiatives designed to promote socialization in this modern age of great traffic would highlight America's interests in civics."
"Gilda, Camila, and Ajay were smart but also very insane. They were not part of the celebrity or media circles and were therefore not movie-stars or Internet-bloggers. Rather, they were simply criminals. Gilda was a college-dropout, and Camila was an illegal immigrant who somehow managed to become legal. Ajay was a college graduate who became a madman. These three worked together at the new YMCA endorsed personally by First Lady Melania Trump. This trio referred to themselves as The Stupids, since they were encouraged to evaluate why their anti-social behaviors represented anti-democratic tendencies in this new age of maddening traffic."
"Ajay dressed up as Michael Myers, the fictional masked eerie serial-killer from Halloween horror-films. Ajay/Michael wanted to convey the notion that disguising oneself allowed a civilian/citizen to 'vanish' into the crowds and become a 'prophet' of anti-democratic frustrations/angst. Was Ajay (or 'Michael') correct? Was America host to a new 'breed' of anti-social traffic (e.g., 9/11)?"
"Gilda and Camila dressed up as opera maudlins and presented themselves as 'society serial-killers.' At the YMCA, they wanted to talk about the value of social dialogue in the modern age of media but also the dangers of censorship in this age of traffic. Would First Lady Melania Trump condone their notions of censorship/crime in the age of media? The YMCA was to serve as a serious station for deep contemplation of democratic creativity under TrumpUSA, and critics of the Trump Administration wondered if the First Lady was interested in the daydreams of everyday people (mad or sane) in America."
"One night, a gang of even more deranged serial-killers known as the Jackals broke into that YMCA and burglarized, vandalized, and nearly destroyed it. They spray-painted graffiti-signs which read, 'Melania is a moron.' They also left decapitated heads of victims and corpses they took from a nearby cemetery, claiming that this YMCA, catering to the rehabilitation and 'democratic socialization' of the criminally-insane was completely propaganda and in no way sincere, especially since the First Lady was merely a 'token diplomat.' Were the Jackals correct? What would the Stupids of the Trump-endorsed YMCA have to say about the Jackals? The Jackals wore rabbit-masks and other animal-masks and wielded hatchets and axes, and President Trump called them the new age Manson Family."
"Ajay decided to offer some points of inspiration after the Jackals' attack on the YMCA by drawing a holiday-season spirited stick-figure doodle of an Evil Elf who symbolized the imaginarium 'values' of American consumerism and ornamentation. Ajay told the press, 'Evil Elf reminds our YMCA 'team' (known as the Stupids) that the vandalism of the Jackals is not condoned by First Lady Melania Trump or the Trump Administration. Meanwhile, the Jackals had taken two D.C. senators hostage and mutilated them beyond recognition. President Trump advised his wife Melania that all this homegrown pseudo-terrorism might make it dangerous for her to be actively-involved in the lives of pedestrians/civilians and their troubles. However, Melania had become personally/spiritually-invested in the moral progress of the Stupids."
"Melania decided to continue working with the Stupids, encouraging them to make artworks signifying new age socialization paranoia and pedestrian traffic troubles. Camila drew a nice painting of a gloomy dark city representing modern-day American maladies such as racism and terrorism. Melania meanwhile decided to encourage the fashion-clothing company DKNY to make a social-contract with that YMCA and outfit the Stupids in special fashionable gear for press-releases designed to convey the notion that American initiatives were designed to foster education and rehabilitation for the criminally-insane, to promote 'true democracy'."
"Ajay was given a very nice DKNY leather-jacket and khakis and took a 'selfie' for a special photo-collage project for the Stupids at the YMCA. Melania posted this collage in her new YMCA album for the press. Meanwhile, President Trump continued to insist that his wife take a 'back-seat' to all these social maladies, especially since the terrifying Jackals were still on the loose. The FBI was actively pursuing the Jackals who had now murdered/mutilated three more D.C. politicians, this time --- Congressmen and one Congresswoman. Ajay told Melania that all this 'dramatic horror-comedy' should inspire a new horror-film like Night of the Living Dead or Halloween III: Season of the Witch."
TRUMP: Well, I have to say I'm impressed with the First Lady.
CARTER: You're concerned however about the Jackals.
TRUMP: Yes, I don't want my wife entangled in new age terrorism.
CARTER: Are the Jackals terrorists or merely psychos?
TRUMP: Well, terrorists are usually psychos, Carter.
CARTER: Yes, but are the Jackals being construed as 'political'?
TRUMP: All this anti-TrumpUSA press makes most psychos seem 'political.'
CARTER: It's challenging coordinating democracy with civics...
TRUMP: That's because capitalism brings out natural competitive instincts.
CARTER: I like these Stupids...
TRUMP: Yes, they're the Three Stooges of new age populism politics!
CARTER: Maybe Spielberg should make a film about all this TrumpUSA intrigue.
TRUMP: I think a biopic about me is already being planned...
CARTER: I wonder if the First Lady will like it.
TRUMP: Hail to the media!
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Mrs. Trump is presented in the press/media as a female 'diplomat' of commercial highways and customs/etiquette and perhaps how commerce is shaping/molding new age society aesthetics.
How should we therefore present First Lady Melania Trump as a 'face' of inventive populism prose/politics?
This political vignette, inspired by Bulworth, is dedicated to the First Lady!
Cheers (signing off),
====
"First Lady Melania Trump was on-hand at the grand-opening of a new YMCA center in Virginia (USA) where groups of criminally-insane individuals would be welcome and treated for their anti-social instincts and 'integrated' into camp-like new age pro-democratic social interaction 'schemes' and socialization 'games' such as Monopoly (Parker Brothers) and Capture-the-Flag (contest). The criminally-insane individuals invited to this visionary new YMCA included a trio of serial-killers, two women (Gilda and Camila, two women who had slain post-office workers out of spite) and a man (Ajay, a self-proclaimed 'vigilante' who believed he was the Messiah and hence had murdered two politicians in D.C. out of spite). Melania told the crowd at the YMCA and Gilda, Camila, and Ajay that democratic initiatives designed to promote socialization in this modern age of great traffic would highlight America's interests in civics."
"Gilda, Camila, and Ajay were smart but also very insane. They were not part of the celebrity or media circles and were therefore not movie-stars or Internet-bloggers. Rather, they were simply criminals. Gilda was a college-dropout, and Camila was an illegal immigrant who somehow managed to become legal. Ajay was a college graduate who became a madman. These three worked together at the new YMCA endorsed personally by First Lady Melania Trump. This trio referred to themselves as The Stupids, since they were encouraged to evaluate why their anti-social behaviors represented anti-democratic tendencies in this new age of maddening traffic."
"Ajay dressed up as Michael Myers, the fictional masked eerie serial-killer from Halloween horror-films. Ajay/Michael wanted to convey the notion that disguising oneself allowed a civilian/citizen to 'vanish' into the crowds and become a 'prophet' of anti-democratic frustrations/angst. Was Ajay (or 'Michael') correct? Was America host to a new 'breed' of anti-social traffic (e.g., 9/11)?"
"Gilda and Camila dressed up as opera maudlins and presented themselves as 'society serial-killers.' At the YMCA, they wanted to talk about the value of social dialogue in the modern age of media but also the dangers of censorship in this age of traffic. Would First Lady Melania Trump condone their notions of censorship/crime in the age of media? The YMCA was to serve as a serious station for deep contemplation of democratic creativity under TrumpUSA, and critics of the Trump Administration wondered if the First Lady was interested in the daydreams of everyday people (mad or sane) in America."
"One night, a gang of even more deranged serial-killers known as the Jackals broke into that YMCA and burglarized, vandalized, and nearly destroyed it. They spray-painted graffiti-signs which read, 'Melania is a moron.' They also left decapitated heads of victims and corpses they took from a nearby cemetery, claiming that this YMCA, catering to the rehabilitation and 'democratic socialization' of the criminally-insane was completely propaganda and in no way sincere, especially since the First Lady was merely a 'token diplomat.' Were the Jackals correct? What would the Stupids of the Trump-endorsed YMCA have to say about the Jackals? The Jackals wore rabbit-masks and other animal-masks and wielded hatchets and axes, and President Trump called them the new age Manson Family."
"Ajay decided to offer some points of inspiration after the Jackals' attack on the YMCA by drawing a holiday-season spirited stick-figure doodle of an Evil Elf who symbolized the imaginarium 'values' of American consumerism and ornamentation. Ajay told the press, 'Evil Elf reminds our YMCA 'team' (known as the Stupids) that the vandalism of the Jackals is not condoned by First Lady Melania Trump or the Trump Administration. Meanwhile, the Jackals had taken two D.C. senators hostage and mutilated them beyond recognition. President Trump advised his wife Melania that all this homegrown pseudo-terrorism might make it dangerous for her to be actively-involved in the lives of pedestrians/civilians and their troubles. However, Melania had become personally/spiritually-invested in the moral progress of the Stupids."
"Melania decided to continue working with the Stupids, encouraging them to make artworks signifying new age socialization paranoia and pedestrian traffic troubles. Camila drew a nice painting of a gloomy dark city representing modern-day American maladies such as racism and terrorism. Melania meanwhile decided to encourage the fashion-clothing company DKNY to make a social-contract with that YMCA and outfit the Stupids in special fashionable gear for press-releases designed to convey the notion that American initiatives were designed to foster education and rehabilitation for the criminally-insane, to promote 'true democracy'."
"Ajay was given a very nice DKNY leather-jacket and khakis and took a 'selfie' for a special photo-collage project for the Stupids at the YMCA. Melania posted this collage in her new YMCA album for the press. Meanwhile, President Trump continued to insist that his wife take a 'back-seat' to all these social maladies, especially since the terrifying Jackals were still on the loose. The FBI was actively pursuing the Jackals who had now murdered/mutilated three more D.C. politicians, this time --- Congressmen and one Congresswoman. Ajay told Melania that all this 'dramatic horror-comedy' should inspire a new horror-film like Night of the Living Dead or Halloween III: Season of the Witch."
TRUMP: Well, I have to say I'm impressed with the First Lady.
CARTER: You're concerned however about the Jackals.
TRUMP: Yes, I don't want my wife entangled in new age terrorism.
CARTER: Are the Jackals terrorists or merely psychos?
TRUMP: Well, terrorists are usually psychos, Carter.
CARTER: Yes, but are the Jackals being construed as 'political'?
TRUMP: All this anti-TrumpUSA press makes most psychos seem 'political.'
CARTER: It's challenging coordinating democracy with civics...
TRUMP: That's because capitalism brings out natural competitive instincts.
CARTER: I like these Stupids...
TRUMP: Yes, they're the Three Stooges of new age populism politics!
CARTER: Maybe Spielberg should make a film about all this TrumpUSA intrigue.
TRUMP: I think a biopic about me is already being planned...
CARTER: I wonder if the First Lady will like it.
TRUMP: Hail to the media!
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