"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles ; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person ; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of. the heart from a person ; we put it into another. person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind. us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed. a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and. no balls....we made him President of the United. States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work."