Little Johnny came home from school one day and told his mom that he had sex with his teacher. she flipped out and sent him to his room. a few hours later his dad came in and asked why his mom was so upset. He said cause I told her I had sex with my teacher today. His dad said "Way to go son!!!" Lets go party." On the way home, they stopped at a bike shop, and his dad bought him a bike. He asked do you want to ride it home, since it's only a few blocks. Johnny replied "no, my ass still herts"