Little Johnny - Sex w/ Teacher..

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    Little Johnny came home from school one day and told his mom that he had sex with his teacher. she flipped out and sent him to his room. a few hours later his dad came in and asked why his mom was so upset. He said cause I told her I had sex with my teacher today. His dad said "Way to go son!!!" Lets go party."

    On the way home, they stopped at a bike shop, and his dad bought him a bike. He asked do you want to ride it home, since it's only a few blocks. Johnny replied "no, my ass still herts"
     
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    Ohhhhh man that's horrible!

    I still laughed...and I love this little font, makes me feel like one of those little guys with the orange faces and green hair from that one movie...oh what's it called.... oh this is gonna bug me...
     
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    Willy Wonka?
     
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    Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Oompa-Loompas. :thup:
     
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    Hey GotZoom, can you get me another pair of underwear? Please?
     
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    Sure.

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    :rotflmao:
     
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    I'm really more into the Power Ranger ones, but I suppose it will HAVE to do...
     

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