Lighten up! It's not racism, it's humor!

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  1. AVG-JOE
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    Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

    Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

    Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

    "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

    Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

    Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

    "No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" Jose says,

    "Alright, what does your sign say?"

    It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico ."
     
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    :lol: I bet that would work better :lol:
     

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