Life sucks

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    I just got sacked from my job with the Samaritans.

    A guy called Abdul phoned and said, "I'm lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come".

    I said, "Remain calm and stay on the line" . . .

    :eusa_shifty:
     
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    Lay across both tracks now!
     
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    I bet you got choo chooed out for that one.
     
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    I went to a local mosque today and was having a great time, going thru magazines.


    Then my gun jammed.
     

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