Lets disband Texas

[Shattered]

Well, no I was just thinking you could perhaps clean them up real well instead ....

Girls don't take kindly to being scrubbed with wire brushes and bleach...

 

[Gunny]

Girls don't take kindly to being scrubbed with wire brushes and bleach...

Really? Is THAT what I've been doing wrong all these years?

 

[Shattered]

Really? Is THAT what I've been doing wrong all these years?

'Fraid so.. They like things like coconut mango shampoo, and tropical fruit smelling body washes, and Pure Poison perfume, and..

Well, ok, so I don't know what they like - I know what *I* like..

But I'm betting I'm right on the wire brushes and bleach.

 

[Gunny]

Smack you! To think I liked you! j/k!

Don't try and play innocent. You're in on it. I never even heard the word cooties, much less had them until some girl gave them to me.

 

[Gunny]

'Fraid so.. They like things like coconut mango shampoo, and tropical fruit smelling body washes, and Pure Poison perfume, and..

Well, ok, so I don't know what they like - I know what *I* like..

But I'm betting I'm right on the wire brushes and bleach.

Damn ... I almost sneezed just reading that .....

 

[Annie]

Don't try and play innocent. You're in on it. I never even heard the word cooties, much less had them until some girl gave them to me.

Cooties and cicadas under your mattress. I'm from IL you know!

 

[Shattered]

Damn ... I almost sneezed just reading that .....

Almost? What stopped you?

 

[Gunny]

Almost? What stopped you?

I didn't want to sneeze in my coffee.

 

[Shattered]

I didn't want to sneeze in my coffee.

It's 10pm. Not 10am.

You don't need coffee.

 

[Gunny]

It's 10pm. Not 10am.

You don't need coffee.

I didn't say I needed coffee. I said I HAVE coffee. And it won't phase me a bit getting to sleep.

 

[Shattered]

I didn't say I needed coffee. I said I HAVE coffee. And it won't phase me a bit getting to sleep.

Well, me either, but since everyone looks at me like I'M nuts, this time I can return the favor and look at someone else like they're nuts.

 

[Annie]

I didn't say I needed coffee. I said I HAVE coffee. And it won't phase me a bit getting to sleep.

I need coffee and have coffee. Is that a problem?

 

[pegwinn]

Just wanna let all the Anti-Texas Yankees (and a few fruits and nuts from Cali as well) know that you best be carefull what you ask for. We will split into five states and with that voting block will basically own Congress.

Yep, I see a few much needed changes comeing up......

 

[Shattered]

Just wanna let all the Anti-Texas Yankees (and a few fruits and nuts from Cali as well) know that you best be carefull what you ask for. We will split into five states and with that voting block will basically own Congress.

Yep, I see a few much needed changes comeing up......

Hey, I'm not ANTI-Texas.. I just see an opportunity to come out of all this with a new toy, and a clean garage.

 

[pegwinn]

Hey, I'm not ANTI-Texas.. I just see an opportunity to come out of all this with a new toy, and a clean garage.

No worries. Just be sure to take out "How to speak Texas" from the library. You'll fit in jess fine.

 

[Shattered]

No worries. Just be sure to take out "How to speak Texas" from the library. You'll fit in jess fine.

Eh? Who said he could speak??

 

[Gunny]

Eh? Who said he could speak??

Tsk tsk ... as if you could stop THAT.

 

[Shattered]

Tsk tsk ... as if you could stop THAT.

You'd be surprised at what I can accomplish once I set my mind to it.

 

[Gunny]

You'd be surprised at what I can accomplish once I set my mind to it.

It won't be THAT, I assure you.

 

[Vintij]

Hey I would move to Texas if it wasnt so fucking hot. Jeez, grow some mountains or something. Get some offshore flow.