Madeline
Rookie
- Banned
- #121
Can you be my dad?Him:
eventually, he'll say
Him: are you planning on getting me a car or helping me get one?
Me: No
Him:
again...several months later:
Him: everyone else got basically brand new cars on their birthday
Me: That's Great! Why don't they give you a ride?
Him:
Eventually, he'll "Get It: The Female of the Species Demand that He Must Have A Car."
To have a car, you must have money
To have money, you must have a job
To have a job, you gotta APPLY, and DISCIPLINE yourself, rearrange your life to an employer's schedule, etc. In other words, you become an adult. I refuse to rob my kid of this by giving him a fraking dime.
I am dialing CPS as we speak, Samson, you ole meanie. LMAO.
But I must admit mah shame. Ah have a favorite child. Ah indulgeth her. Bank of Mom is open 24/7/365. She is now 31. I forseee ATMs for Bank of Mom in every mall in America by the year 2023, at the latest.
The child is mine, mine, mine to indulgeth.....until of course, the g-baby appears. At long last. If ever. She needs to move her azz on that NOW. But Ah disgress....
She is mah favorite. She is an only child. She thinks it is goofy for me to tell her she is mah favorite. Ah reply:
Wouldn't it suck if you weren't?