Leaders of ISIS and al Qaeda puzzled why Trump has not invited them to White House

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of isis and Al Qaeda said on Friday that they were totally perplexed as to why Donald J. Trump had not yet invited them to the White House.

The terror chiefs said that, as sworn enemies of the United States, they had certainly attacked the country enough to warrant an invitation for an official visit, and possibly a state dinner.

“Maybe we haven’t done anything to directly undermine their democracy—I get that,” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of isis, said. “But we’ve been nemeses of America for years, and that ought to be worth something.”

Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of Al Qaeda, said that he also feels snubbed. “No invitation. Not even a save-the-date,” he said. “At this point, I’d settle for the White House Easter Egg Roll, but I’m not counting on anything.”

Calling the absence of a White House invitation for Al Qaeda “the height of unfairness,” the evildoer added, bitterly, “The whole thing seems political.”

Hibatullah Akhundzada, the current leader of the Taliban, said that, like his terrorist colleagues, he was “dumbfounded” that Trump invited Vladimir Putin and not him to the White House. “At some point you have to wonder, what does Putin have on this guy?” he said.​

Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House

 

[eagle1462010]

Invite them........I care not..........

Please do..............We kill them when they step off the plane...........no problem.

 

[Bleipriester]

Obama tried that before. Got his visa revoked on the flight.

 

[Erinwltr]

Invite them........I care not..........

Please do..............We kill them when they step off the plane...........no problem.

Why wait until they get to the WH?

 

[Erinwltr]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of isis and Al Qaeda said on Friday that they were totally perplexed as to why Donald J. Trump had not yet invited them to the White House.

The terror chiefs said that, as sworn enemies of the United States, they had certainly attacked the country enough to warrant an invitation for an official visit, and possibly a state dinner.

“Maybe we haven’t done anything to directly undermine their democracy—I get that,” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of isis, said. “But we’ve been nemeses of America for years, and that ought to be worth something.”

Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of Al Qaeda, said that he also feels snubbed. “No invitation. Not even a save-the-date,” he said. “At this point, I’d settle for the White House Easter Egg Roll, but I’m not counting on anything.”

Calling the absence of a White House invitation for Al Qaeda “the height of unfairness,” the evildoer added, bitterly, “The whole thing seems political.”

Hibatullah Akhundzada, the current leader of the Taliban, said that, like his terrorist colleagues, he was “dumbfounded” that Trump invited Vladimir Putin and not him to the White House. “At some point you have to wonder, what does Putin have on this guy?” he said.​

Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House

Absurdity. And compelling. Conservatives need to take back the Republican party.

 

[eagle1462010]

Invite them........I care not..........

Please do..............We kill them when they step off the plane...........no problem.

Why wait until they get to the WH?

Ok .....we throw them out the plane on the way.

 

[Erinwltr]

Invite them........I care not..........

Please do..............We kill them when they step off the plane...........no problem.

Why wait until they get to the WH?

Ok .....we throw them out the plane on the way.

I get where you are coming from, but do you really think this is going to end well for Our country?

 

[theHawk]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of isis and Al Qaeda said on Friday that they were totally perplexed as to why Donald J. Trump had not yet invited them to the White House.

The terror chiefs said that, as sworn enemies of the United States, they had certainly attacked the country enough to warrant an invitation for an official visit, and possibly a state dinner.

“Maybe we haven’t done anything to directly undermine their democracy—I get that,” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of isis, said. “But we’ve been nemeses of America for years, and that ought to be worth something.”

Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of Al Qaeda, said that he also feels snubbed. “No invitation. Not even a save-the-date,” he said. “At this point, I’d settle for the White House Easter Egg Roll, but I’m not counting on anything.”

Calling the absence of a White House invitation for Al Qaeda “the height of unfairness,” the evildoer added, bitterly, “The whole thing seems political.”

Hibatullah Akhundzada, the current leader of the Taliban, said that, like his terrorist colleagues, he was “dumbfounded” that Trump invited Vladimir Putin and not him to the White House. “At some point you have to wonder, what does Putin have on this guy?” he said.​

Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House

The de facto leader of ISIS is Obama.

 

[Erinwltr]

Invite them........I care not..........

Please do..............We kill them when they step off the plane...........no problem.

Why wait until they get to the WH?

mikey still online. Are you gonna wash your nasty pantys?

 

[DrLove]

Absurdity. And compelling. Conservatives need to take back the Republican party.

Most real conservatives have become independents. The Republican Party is now the Party of Trump. Sad

 

[Sunni Man]

I hope everyone here is aware this obvious Troll thread was started in the Political Satire forum. ...

 

[HaShev]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The leaders of isis and Al Qaeda said on Friday that they were totally perplexed as to why Donald J. Trump had not yet invited them to the White House.

The terror chiefs said that, as sworn enemies of the United States, they had certainly attacked the country enough to warrant an invitation for an official visit, and possibly a state dinner.

“Maybe we haven’t done anything to directly undermine their democracy—I get that,” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of isis, said. “But we’ve been nemeses of America for years, and that ought to be worth something.”

Ayman al-Zawahiri, the leader of Al Qaeda, said that he also feels snubbed. “No invitation. Not even a save-the-date,” he said. “At this point, I’d settle for the White House Easter Egg Roll, but I’m not counting on anything.”

Calling the absence of a White House invitation for Al Qaeda “the height of unfairness,” the evildoer added, bitterly, “The whole thing seems political.”

Hibatullah Akhundzada, the current leader of the Taliban, said that, like his terrorist colleagues, he was “dumbfounded” that Trump invited Vladimir Putin and not him to the White House. “At some point you have to wonder, what does Putin have on this guy?” he said.​

Leaders of ISIS and Al Qaeda Puzzled Why Trump Has Not Invited Them to White House

You do realize that Bill Clinton had a chance to kill Bin Laden in 1998 and mysteriously declined to do so and now with the emails we know the Saudis received favors in the Clinton's pay to play, so ask yourself; "are you 100% sure that look the other way event by Clinton wasn't a favor to the Saudis ?" YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER BECAUSE You never bothered to investigate the Clintons foreign favors from their "foundation" pay to play schemes. They get a look the other way treatment from our 3 agencies and the MSM.
By the way: Al Quedas top leaders and their weapons cache were removed on Oct 5th 2001 by the Brits and were made impotant and insignificant from that strike.
A little birdie told them where to look, the same birdie the Clinton's had access to but ignored, because they were in the Saudis pocket to compromised by what they previously did that inadvertantly lead to 911.