Lawyers and Politicians

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    Did you hear about the Lawyer so honest the other lawyers noticed?
    Neither did I

    Did you hear about the Lawyer so dishonest the other lawyers noticed?
    He changed his career to politics

    Did you hear about the Politician so honest the other politicians noticed?
    I thought so

    Did you hear about the Politician so dishonest the other politicians noticed?
    He got elected to the Senate

    How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None, lawyers don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in contracts.

    How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    1 but it takes a big lightbulb and a congressional page.
     

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