King BBD

[AVG-JOE]

And yet for some insane reason I wake up every morning expecting it to get better, and many days it does. That is the American optimism in me. Don't ever loose your optimism America, it is the greatest gift you ever gave the world.

This post ROCKS!

To optimism!

 

[AVG-JOE]

How much are you paying court jesters these days King Dog? I am looking for a career change.

If you're really funny, I'll keep you drunk all the time. If you aren't very funny, I'll have your head chopped off. Now, make me laugh.

Pssssssst.... Boss!

Wit all doo respect... Tree woids: Too - Nee - Zya"​

Let me stare at his balls and growl. He'll be funny!

 

[AVG-JOE]

With the way things are going in the US, and because there doesn't seem to be any foreseeable improvement in the near future, I have proclaimed myself as "King of the US". I'll have this mess all straightened out within the next month. If you are a politician, pack your bags and get the hell out of my Kingdom. Don't need you anymore. You've proven that you are worthless. Going to be some big changes around here...

Will you appoint me your Queen? Princess perhaps or maybe your wench?

Boss! You Dawg!

WOOOOoo HOOOOoo!

Ask her if she has a friend!