- Sep 22, 2013
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Dystopian sarcasm is the hallmark of modern-age consumerism/capitalism culture and consciousness. So here's a sarcasm-laced straightforward story about a 'culture father-figure' (a news anchorman named Ron) who illuminates some of the traffic-idolatry paraphernalia of our arguably media-postured and etiquette-socialist 'TrumpUSA.'
Can you find evidence of socialism in TrumpUSA? There's no harm in it...
Hail, Ron!
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America had raised up a very sarcastic and hot-winded news anchorman named Ronald who only spoke about the connections between economics and politics during the nationally-syndicated Channel 4 News program which aired every Friday at 8pm with Ron as anchorman. Ron believed America (and the world) was turning to a form of 'finance-based' leadership and creativity was restricted to profit-sharing corporation alliances (e.g., Apple-Microsoft). The Trump Administration thought Ron was a doll and elevated him (in interviews and media) to the level of 'American diplomat.'
Ron decided to write a special editorial in TIME magazine about the special metaphysical symbolism regarding the crime of kidnapping in modern civilization. Ron suggested that capitalism-barons such as Bill Gates of Microsoft were essentially like the Dickens piracy-character Fagin who prompted Americans' fascination and yearning for pure intellect-based profit; hence, Gates (and those like him) were 'kidnapping' the childlike imagination-stimulation of the American masses. Ron wrote in his TIME editorial, "If Gates is Fagin, then I'm like Captain America, the comic book superhero who exposes fascism with carefully-placed performance-art."
As 'Captain America,' Ron continued to exposition his beliefs that capitalism-barons were kidnapping America's sense of profiteerism-based excitement and that President Trump was the mental dictator of all these cultural idolatry ruminations. It wasn't until Ron himself was kidnapped that Americans took notice of what he was saying/implying. Ron was kidnapped by a mysterious anti-American fanatic named Don who hated Ron's idea of 'capitalism-based American imagination kidnapping' and hence kidnapped Ron and held him for ransom. Don sent a note to the Washington Post, "If I don't get my money, this kidnapping will turn into disappearance."
Fortunately, President Trump agreed on national TV to pay Don his ransom demand, and soon, Ron was returned to safety and resumed his old job as celebrated anchorman on Channel 4 News. Ron stopped, however, talking about 'philosophical capitalism-based imagination kidnapping' and turned his attention to the apparent lack of orphanages in modern-day America (as compared to old Europe and even more recent-times Europe). Ron delivered a personal 'editorial' message one Friday on Channel 4 News: "Americans are embarrassed to create and maintain orphanages, since its culture has become one of 'Vegas adult entertainment'!"
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Can you find evidence of socialism in TrumpUSA? There's no harm in it...
Hail, Ron!
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America had raised up a very sarcastic and hot-winded news anchorman named Ronald who only spoke about the connections between economics and politics during the nationally-syndicated Channel 4 News program which aired every Friday at 8pm with Ron as anchorman. Ron believed America (and the world) was turning to a form of 'finance-based' leadership and creativity was restricted to profit-sharing corporation alliances (e.g., Apple-Microsoft). The Trump Administration thought Ron was a doll and elevated him (in interviews and media) to the level of 'American diplomat.'
Ron decided to write a special editorial in TIME magazine about the special metaphysical symbolism regarding the crime of kidnapping in modern civilization. Ron suggested that capitalism-barons such as Bill Gates of Microsoft were essentially like the Dickens piracy-character Fagin who prompted Americans' fascination and yearning for pure intellect-based profit; hence, Gates (and those like him) were 'kidnapping' the childlike imagination-stimulation of the American masses. Ron wrote in his TIME editorial, "If Gates is Fagin, then I'm like Captain America, the comic book superhero who exposes fascism with carefully-placed performance-art."
As 'Captain America,' Ron continued to exposition his beliefs that capitalism-barons were kidnapping America's sense of profiteerism-based excitement and that President Trump was the mental dictator of all these cultural idolatry ruminations. It wasn't until Ron himself was kidnapped that Americans took notice of what he was saying/implying. Ron was kidnapped by a mysterious anti-American fanatic named Don who hated Ron's idea of 'capitalism-based American imagination kidnapping' and hence kidnapped Ron and held him for ransom. Don sent a note to the Washington Post, "If I don't get my money, this kidnapping will turn into disappearance."
Fortunately, President Trump agreed on national TV to pay Don his ransom demand, and soon, Ron was returned to safety and resumed his old job as celebrated anchorman on Channel 4 News. Ron stopped, however, talking about 'philosophical capitalism-based imagination kidnapping' and turned his attention to the apparent lack of orphanages in modern-day America (as compared to old Europe and even more recent-times Europe). Ron delivered a personal 'editorial' message one Friday on Channel 4 News: "Americans are embarrassed to create and maintain orphanages, since its culture has become one of 'Vegas adult entertainment'!"
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