Kevin Spacey felt me up

[Likkmee]

I got caught molesting myself when I was 12. I want to sue myself. Any Joo liars taking the case ? ( I'm sure their are plenty)

 

[RWS]

David Bowie and Freddie Mercury fondled me during the production of Under Pressure.



I kinda liked it at the time, but now I am very disgruntled and want a monetary settlement!

Fuck those perverts! I want the money!!!

 

[RWS]

George Washington fondled my butthole and tongue kissed me...

 

[RWS]

Benjamin Franklin asked me out to fly a kite, and groped me during a lightning storm.

 

[Likkmee]

George Washington fondled my butthole and tongue kissed me...

Well. If it was ole George you probably have syphilis. Go get a checkup Whaddya think the collar was hiding man ?

 

[RWS]

The US Navy violated my air space with a penis... I feel so violated.

US Navy apologises after jet draws giant penis over Washington

 

[RWS]

I'm sorry, I don't care what people think, but whoever had the guts to draw a giant penis in the sky using a fighter jet, and do it better than most people can do with a pencil and paper... That person is the person I want defending our country!! That took some skill!

I've tried 3 times in my flight simulator and I come out with a series of circles! This person drew a penis and balls!!! With a fighter jet! He/she pulled some serious g's!

 

[RWS]

But I am highly offended and feel violated by those cloud formations. I am going to sue God...

God violated me with a cloud penis, and he should step down!