Discussion in 'Politics' started by Annie, Jul 25, 2004.
I think I'm going to be sick. Yep, I was right
I think I got this flip flop thing figured out---The dems wanted "anybody but Bush" and Kerry thought they said "everybody but Bush" so they got "everybody".
It's like when Clinton was running and he started talking like a Republican!
Kerry's doing it, too. And he has three purple hearts to prove he's a fighter.
The question is, who's going to buy this?
I think Kerry's Purple Hearts are a bit like Maj. Burns' in the M*A*S*H TV show.
Hawkeye: Is that a Purple heart?
Hawkeye: When were you wounded?
Burns: A couple of weeks ago during that sniper attack.
Hawkeye: Really? What kind of injury was it?
Burns: Shell fragment. Says right here.
Hawkeye: Hold the phone. I treated that wound. It was an egg shell fragment.
Burns: It got in my eye!
Hawkeye: Oh boo hoo.
Burns: It could have gotten infected.
Ok, maybe it wasn't THAT bad...maybe.
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