Joe Biden's dog Commander strikes again!

[Votto]

Joe Biden's dog Commander, whom the secret service laughingly calls Cujo, has bitten another person, Jeanne Pierre.

"Commander bit her because he likes her", retorted Joe Biden. "That is how he shows his affection for people as where I show it with massive inflation."

A White House spokesperson commented that the dog was actually rabid, but luckily Jeanne Pierre was also rabid so there is no concern over infecting Jeanne. "Yep, Jeanne already howls at the moon every night and foams at the mouth", joked Joe Biden, "I'm more concerned about her biting Commander to be honest".

Joe Biden's last dog made the mistake of barking at Hillary Clinton at a White House event. The next day the dog was found dead leaving a suicide note behind.

 

[1srelluc]

Funny but Wrong Hole!....Political satire is what you were looking for.

Could have been worse.

 

[Radicalredneckk]

Joe Biden's dog Commander, whom the secret service laughingly calls Cujo, has bitten another person, Jeanne Pierre.


Joe Biden's last dog made the mistake of barking at Hillary Clinton at a White House event. The next day the dog was found dead leaving a suicide note behind.


There is ONLY ONE BIG PROBLEM....
DOGS DON'T BIT PEOPLE THAT THEY

 

[Votto]

"Today is a historic day. I am the first black lesbian woman to have been bitten by Commander at the White House."

"Praise be the LGTB!"

Biden was quoted as saying he was next looking to have Commander bite an Asian Trans next at the White House, which would continue the history making, so maybe during his next term. Something to look forward too.

 

[miketx]

"Dog commander" sounds like a person. Lol. Hi, I'm the dog commander!

 

[miketx]

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"Today is a historic day. I am the first black lesbian woman to have been bitten by Commander at the White House."

"Praise be the LGTB!"

Fake news. That poor doggie would have died.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Well at least he doesn't eat dogs like Obammy.

 

[WTH_Progs?]

Leftists can't even train a dog right. A German Shepherd can be trained to do anything, you simply have to establish alpha. These fucks are just failures.

It's ironic though. Biden raised (and uses) his kids to cheat the system for the Biden brand, and go figure, they're drug and alcohol addicts. Who else can appreciate the irony

 

[lantern2814]

What is Joe doing to that dog to make him lash out like this?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Commander has been abused to the point of making him vicious. Just like the last dog that bit people. Fuckwad Joe was seen kicking the dog in the head.

 

[The Irish Ram]

What is Joe doing to that dog to make him lash out like this?

Too much cocaine...

 

[lantern2814]

Too much cocaine...

They’ve already done Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Sharks so why not?