Jewish grandmother

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    A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach .
    He's playing in the water , she is standing on the shore not wanting to get
    her feet wet , when all of a sudden , a huge wave appears from nowhere
    and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading . The water
    recedes and the boy is no longer there , he was swept away .

    The grandma holds her hands to the sky , screams and cries : "Lord,
    my GOD , how could you ? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother ?
    Haven't I been a wonderful mother ? Haven't I kept a kosher home ?
    Haven't I given to charity ? Haven't I lit candles every Friday night ?
    Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of ?"

    A voice booms from the sky , "All right!! All right !!"

    A moment later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and
    crashes on the beach . As the water recedes , the boy is standing there.
    He is smiling and splashing around as if nothing had ever happened .

    The voice booms again . "I have returned your grandson . Are you satisfied ?"

    She responds , "He had a hat !"
     
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    Did you hear about the man who entered a pun contest in a newspaper. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win the prize. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. :D
     
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    Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
     

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