A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach . He's playing in the water , she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet , when all of a sudden , a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading . The water recedes and the boy is no longer there , he was swept away . The grandma holds her hands to the sky , screams and cries : "Lord, my GOD , how could you ? Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother ? Haven't I been a wonderful mother ? Haven't I kept a kosher home ? Haven't I given to charity ? Haven't I lit candles every Friday night ? Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of ?" A voice booms from the sky , "All right!! All right !!" A moment later another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach . As the water recedes , the boy is standing there. He is smiling and splashing around as if nothing had ever happened . The voice booms again . "I have returned your grandson . Are you satisfied ?" She responds , "He had a hat !"