Jesus Christ Files Lawsuit Against GOP For Slander

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    Jesus Christ Files Lawsuit Against GOP For Slander | Free Wood Post

    It was bound to happen.
     
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    I don't mind the liberal Democrats helping out the poor and the sick just as long as they don't make me poor and sick in their efforts to help.
     
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    Well, it didn't in all the decades we actually comported ourselves as a "christian nation".
     
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    An old Alan Thicke joke:

    People think Heaven and Hell are on two different levels...

    ... but actually they are on the same level with a fence separating them...

    ... and it's Satan's responsibility to keep the fence up.

    One day Jesus was out in the back forty and noticed the fence was in disrepair...

    ... and the little demons from Hell could easily get into Heaven if it weren't fixed.

    So Jesus called Satan over and reminded him it was his responsibility to maintain the fence...

    ... but Satan got sassy and said "And what if I don't?"

    Then Jesus said, "Well then, I'll just get a lawyer and sue you and make you fix the fence".

    Whereupon Satan said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?'
    :lol:
     
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