I've Got This Buddy.....

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  1. AVG-JOE
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    I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

    Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.
     
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    It's what makes the world go round my friend. :beer:
     
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    When I kill a mosquito, I slap it.

    Then I take the body and roll it on the palm of my hand like a booger, just to make an example of it for all of the other mosquitos.
     
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    I find it unlikely a mosquito would sit still long enough to be gently removed .
     
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    There was a guy at my pool who used to catch flies, and tie a piece of human hair around them, like a leash.
     
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    You have to broaden your horizens.

    I have a freind who is sober.

    She never returns my calls.

    But I still call her freind.

    Or at least still want to fuck her.

    Except when I am sober.
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    Then you go inside and make a sammich, right?
     
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    open minded in america? surely you jest? but it does amaze me..the extremes of things....
     
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    mosquito's don't like me. :(
    I have heard it can be your blood type, your ph balance, etc.
     

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