It's Time For My Annual Camping Trip:

JoeBlam

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Yep it's time once again for the Blam Expedition into the Arizona high-country thru the White Mountains and up into Hannigan's Meadow.......While I consider myself a conservationist and steward of the land, that doesn't mean a fella can't have some fun once a year, right? :eusa_eh:

Blam's list of 10 must-dos:

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1. Steal county road-grader to clear camping spot.

2. Brush-pile+Molotov Cocktail=campfire.

3. Dupont lures=trout for dinner!

4. Grab up young cub at midnight, win footrace with mother-bear into neighbor's tent.

5. Take on Apache name: "Breakdancing with Elks".

6. Convince Ranger I was gesturing to him "You're number ONE!"

7. Build log cabin in 24 hrs. using only a Swiss Army Knife.

8. Trade "Gold Mine" I discovered to tinhorns for their Hummer2 and a frying pan.

9. Wed a young female cougar.

10.Put on Bigfoot costume, LEAP out at hikers, gather up and pawn abandoned cameras and backpacks.

JoeBlam

kilt himself a bar (hic!) when he was only three. :eusa_angel:
 
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had to Google--Red Wings--Detroit, is it?

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'Davy, Davy Crockett--King of the Wild Fronteir'

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trying to clear my mind. It might soon be time for me to head to my local hills.

later gator
 
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added to your rep.

had to Google--Red Wings--Detroit, is it?

~~~
'Davy, Davy Crockett--King of the Wild Fronteir'

~~~~

trying to clear my mind. It might soon be time for me to head to my local hills.

later gator

:eusa_angel:
 
the military--no complaints from me about that.

?? probably Army--some sort of Ranger.
 

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