JoeBlam
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- Jun 1, 2013
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Yep it's time once again for the Blam Expedition into the Arizona high-country thru the White Mountains and up into Hannigan's Meadow.......While I consider myself a conservationist and steward of the land, that doesn't mean a fella can't have some fun once a year, right?
Blam's list of 10 must-dos:
1. Steal county road-grader to clear camping spot.
2. Brush-pile+Molotov Cocktail=campfire.
3. Dupont lures=trout for dinner!
4. Grab up young cub at midnight, win footrace with mother-bear into neighbor's tent.
5. Take on Apache name: "Breakdancing with Elks".
6. Convince Ranger I was gesturing to him "You're number ONE!"
7. Build log cabin in 24 hrs. using only a Swiss Army Knife.
8. Trade "Gold Mine" I discovered to tinhorns for their Hummer2 and a frying pan.
9. Wed a young female cougar.
10.Put on Bigfoot costume, LEAP out at hikers, gather up and pawn abandoned cameras and backpacks.
JoeBlam
kilt himself a bar (hic!) when he was only three.
Blam's list of 10 must-dos:
1. Steal county road-grader to clear camping spot.
2. Brush-pile+Molotov Cocktail=campfire.
3. Dupont lures=trout for dinner!
4. Grab up young cub at midnight, win footrace with mother-bear into neighbor's tent.
5. Take on Apache name: "Breakdancing with Elks".
6. Convince Ranger I was gesturing to him "You're number ONE!"
7. Build log cabin in 24 hrs. using only a Swiss Army Knife.
8. Trade "Gold Mine" I discovered to tinhorns for their Hummer2 and a frying pan.
9. Wed a young female cougar.
10.Put on Bigfoot costume, LEAP out at hikers, gather up and pawn abandoned cameras and backpacks.
JoeBlam
kilt himself a bar (hic!) when he was only three.