g5000
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Just a few weeks ago, it was "anyone but Romney" for the UnConservatives. Still others kept their mouths shout, waiting for their masters to tell them who the candidate ultimately was going to be.
Consider this the notice you were waiting for. You can come out of your hidey holes now and bravely stand for Romney.
It's all Romeny, all the time now.
Yes, Romeny. You know that's how you spelled it. Why change now?
Get your T-shirts and bumper stickers. Save some space for his VP pick!
My brave lads and lassies, no lie is too big to get Romney elected. Make shit up at will and repeat it enough times until you believe it.
Remember, if enough people believe something, that is irrefutable evidence it is true.
The ends justify the means. Honor, honesty, and integrity must be sacrificed to save our country!
Go forth and start topics about Mrs. Obama's vacations! Start topics about some pictures Obama has on his wall at Camp David! If Obama accidentally belches during the National Anthem, demand his impeachment!
Any deep issues such as these must be exploited in depth over and over and over.
Stay away from gay marriage, health reform, financial reform, and anything that requires heavy reading of legislation. We will provide you with catch phrases you can parrot to avoid getting over your heads in these subjects. "Food stamp president", "death panels", "socialism", and "CRA" are still operative until further notice. These should get you out of any sticky spot you find yourself in when debating someone using more than four sentences in a post.
And henceforth, Mormonism is not a cult. I know that's what our base was telling us just a few weeks ago, but now anyone who brings up Romney's Mormonism is to be called a bigot. Got it? Make sure they are not one of our fundamentalist friends, first, though.
If anyone should approach you asking for Obama's birth certificate, DO NOT attempt to steer them away them from their course! We have a lock on the birfer vote. There is no percentage in correcting them. Honor, integrity, and honesty must be sacrificed for the good of our country.
Now get out there and start copying and pasting, warriors!
Consider this the notice you were waiting for. You can come out of your hidey holes now and bravely stand for Romney.
It's all Romeny, all the time now.
Yes, Romeny. You know that's how you spelled it. Why change now?
Get your T-shirts and bumper stickers. Save some space for his VP pick!
My brave lads and lassies, no lie is too big to get Romney elected. Make shit up at will and repeat it enough times until you believe it.
Remember, if enough people believe something, that is irrefutable evidence it is true.
The ends justify the means. Honor, honesty, and integrity must be sacrificed to save our country!
Go forth and start topics about Mrs. Obama's vacations! Start topics about some pictures Obama has on his wall at Camp David! If Obama accidentally belches during the National Anthem, demand his impeachment!
Any deep issues such as these must be exploited in depth over and over and over.
Stay away from gay marriage, health reform, financial reform, and anything that requires heavy reading of legislation. We will provide you with catch phrases you can parrot to avoid getting over your heads in these subjects. "Food stamp president", "death panels", "socialism", and "CRA" are still operative until further notice. These should get you out of any sticky spot you find yourself in when debating someone using more than four sentences in a post.
And henceforth, Mormonism is not a cult. I know that's what our base was telling us just a few weeks ago, but now anyone who brings up Romney's Mormonism is to be called a bigot. Got it? Make sure they are not one of our fundamentalist friends, first, though.
If anyone should approach you asking for Obama's birth certificate, DO NOT attempt to steer them away them from their course! We have a lock on the birfer vote. There is no percentage in correcting them. Honor, integrity, and honesty must be sacrificed for the good of our country.
Now get out there and start copying and pasting, warriors!