It's Safe Now To Jump On The Romney Bandwagon

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    Just a few weeks ago, it was "anyone but Romney" for the UnConservatives. Still others kept their mouths shout, waiting for their masters to tell them who the candidate ultimately was going to be.

    Consider this the notice you were waiting for. You can come out of your hidey holes now and bravely stand for Romney.

    It's all Romeny, all the time now.

    Yes, Romeny. You know that's how you spelled it. Why change now?

    Get your T-shirts and bumper stickers. Save some space for his VP pick!

    My brave lads and lassies, no lie is too big to get Romney elected. Make shit up at will and repeat it enough times until you believe it.

    Remember, if enough people believe something, that is irrefutable evidence it is true.

    The ends justify the means. Honor, honesty, and integrity must be sacrificed to save our country!

    Go forth and start topics about Mrs. Obama's vacations! Start topics about some pictures Obama has on his wall at Camp David! If Obama accidentally belches during the National Anthem, demand his impeachment!

    Any deep issues such as these must be exploited in depth over and over and over.

    Stay away from gay marriage, health reform, financial reform, and anything that requires heavy reading of legislation. We will provide you with catch phrases you can parrot to avoid getting over your heads in these subjects. "Food stamp president", "death panels", "socialism", and "CRA" are still operative until further notice. These should get you out of any sticky spot you find yourself in when debating someone using more than four sentences in a post.

    And henceforth, Mormonism is not a cult. I know that's what our base was telling us just a few weeks ago, but now anyone who brings up Romney's Mormonism is to be called a bigot. Got it? Make sure they are not one of our fundamentalist friends, first, though.

    If anyone should approach you asking for Obama's birth certificate, DO NOT attempt to steer them away them from their course! We have a lock on the birfer vote. There is no percentage in correcting them. Honor, integrity, and honesty must be sacrificed for the good of our country.

    Now get out there and start copying and pasting, warriors!
     
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    Exactly what was wrong with standing for Romney before? I didnt have any problem with it. I still dont.
     
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    I know you think that's funny and all, but humor requires there being some truth to the matter for it to be funny. The fact is Romney has no problem with people regardless of how much money they make. I dont see many people like him who has no problem helping someone dig a ditch just because they needed help. Heck, I doubt youd help someone dig a ditch just because they need it.

    The man has given countless hours of service that most will never know about because he doesnt go out and broadcast it.
     
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    Partisans from both parties jump on the bandwagon of the guy they were trashing a few days before. Partisans spin and they change their story. They're dishonest. No news there. But pretending that this is new, or that only one party does it -- it's just not true.

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    There is a whole new level of dishonesty, dishonor, and corruption in the rhetoric today, probaby not seen since...well...1800.

    To the people destroying the GOP (you know who you are):

    I'm sick of people like you making shit up on the fly and then stating it over and over as fact. When you make up a bullshit claim, I am going to be there to call you on it. I will embarass you and demand you provide the evidence to support that claim. If you are too weak to even make up something for yourself and just parrot something you heard, I am going to be there to embarass you again.

    If your philosophy is so weak that you have to make up shit to get people to support it, then you deserve to lose, and lose big. When Obama wins, it will be your efforts which made it happen.

    If your intellectual abilities are so challenged that you can only rant about the First Lady's vacations or what Obama did on a playground 40 years ago, then you should probably go upstairs and ask your mother what "intellectual abilities" means.

    If you criticize Obama for something which is the same as something Bush or the GOP did, I will be there to point out your hypocrisy.

    If you haven't even bothered to school yourself on the real issues of the day which threaten our Republic, then get the fuck out of the way. You are dragging the whole party under with you.

    Take your goddam "death panels" and "soshulism" and "libtards" and birth cerficate and shove them up your ass where you can stuff them into your mouth. You probaby don't even know where Kenya is on a map.

    It is long past time for the adults to clean you out of the party. You have crippled it so badly it would not surprise me in the least if you are left-wing plants.
     
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    The funny thing in that OP is the poster actually pretended, and hell might even believe, that he democrats want this election to be all about grown up issues.

    For that he'd have to pretend democrats don't care about Romney's elevator, who's hair he may have cut, where a dog carrier may have been a decade ago, a fine he got for paint on his boat during a family vacation, etc.

    Hyperpartisans, always good for a laugh (and pity).
     

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