it is all about you.....

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    GIRL'S DIARY

    Sunday 30th April 2006.

    Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so I thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and he didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.

    I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I
    said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.

    BLOKE'S DIARY

    Sunday 30th April 2006.

    My football team was relegated today. Gutted. Got laid though.
     
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    LMFAO.....I love it.

    Reminds me of the Umbro soccer commercial:

    http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2413970?htv=12

    "Watch Now"
     
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    squirrel_launcher.wmv‎(535KB)‎
     
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    *scowl*

    Boys ARE dumb.
     

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