Is Your Mommy a Witch?

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"Weed Out A WICCA Art Contest" for Children (Grades 1-8).

Freehold, Iowa - 1,300 Fine Baptist works of art in crayon were received for this year's "Weed Out a Wicca: Is Your Mommy a Witch?" art contest for all eligible saved children in Freehold, Iowa. The top three winners are displayed below. 53 Runner up drawings will be displayed on the East wall of the North Narthex in the West Main Sanctuary of Landover Baptist Church from October 2 - November 4.

Chief Executive Pastor, Deacon Fred will personally congratulate and officially invoke each of the top three recipients' well deserved awards on the last Sunday of October. (Each winner will receive an autographed Children's Bible signed by Pastor Deacon Fred along with additional life changing rewards, detailed below).

Is Your Mommy a Witch?* Baptist Children's Annual Art Contest!

 

[Tank]

The 2nd pic was the best

 

[strollingbones]

i hate to be a naysayer but i think this is a fake church...

 

[Stash]

The 2nd pic was the best

LMAO. The forums are good too.

 

[strollingbones]

the site is satirical

 

[Lokiate]

fake 'n gay