Iraq and GWB as I am supposed to believe

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    Nancy, you are a GOD.



    "I’m supposed to believe that the man who sat in a classroom reading a kids’ book for seven minutes AFTER he was told the country was under attack, who was warned repeatedly about imminent threats against the country and chose to ignore them, who has traipsed off on vacation every time there is a domestic or international disaster, is a decisive man-of-action with the fortitude to run a nation.

    I am supposed to believe that God himself chooses my nation’s leaders and that, in His infinite wisdom, he chose a lying, thieving, self-absorbed, pro-torture, pro-war, lazy frat-boy jerk like George W. Bush.

    I am supposed to believe that the same man who used family money and influence to duck military duty, who has failed at every business venture he ever tried, who never did an honest day’s work or accomplished anything of value in his entire life, is fit to be Commander-in-Chief.

    I am supposed to believe that a man who ignores the Constitution he swore to uphold, breaks the law with abandon, repeatedly lied about the reasons for going to war, its cost, its duration, and even its goals, is honest and trustworthy.

    I am supposed to believe that the escalating violence, chaos and deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan are a sign of progress.

    I am supposed to believe that a man who, by his own admission, does not read newspapers, who only meets with and listens to ‘yes’ men, who refuses to speak before any group that is not hand-picked from his staunchest supporters, is in touch with the realities of the world.

    I am supposed to believe that sending US soldiers into combat without proper equipment or a viable military strategy, while decreasing their pensions and their benefits, is a patriotic display of supporting the troops.

    I am supposed to believe that gutting the funding of social programs aimed at assisting the poor, the sick, the hungry and the homeless is the outcome of good Christians being in office, and that torturing, maiming and killing innocent civilians is “doing the Lord’s work”.

    Oh, don’t go anywhere, because I haven’t even gotten started yet …

    I am supposed to believe that a president who acts like an ill-mannered, oafish, mindless buffoon in public, both at home and in international settings, and a vice president who tells a colleague to go f*ck himself in the course of conducting the country’s business, are both deserving of respect.

    I am supposed to believe that spying on US citizens, quashing free speech, and suspending laws that govern detention and confinement without just cause is preserving the tenets of democracy.

    I am supposed to believe that alienating our allies, isolating ourselves from the world, refusing to use diplomacy instead of aggression, and causing people around the globe to hate us is the best way to protect my country from violent attack.

    I am supposed to believe that no-bid contracts awarded to companies owned by members of this Administration, its families and its cronies is pure coincidence, and that secret meetings resulting in policies that enrich their supporters to the detriment of hard-working Americans is good and honest government.

    Hold on, because there’s MORE of this crap ...

    I am supposed to believe that outsourcing American jobs, under-funding our educational system, and plunging the country deeper into debt with every passing day will lead to a stronger, more competitive nation in the years to come.

    I am supposed to believe that the same people who left NOLA to drown, who refuse to secure our borders, who refuse to implement the recommendations of the 9/11 Commission, and who initiate policies that incite anger and violence the world over are protecting my country from harm.

    I am supposed to believe that an Administration whose policies make basic medical care and life-saving drugs unaffordable for millions of Americans is pro-life.

    I am supposed to believe that elected representatives who voted for the Bankruptcy Bill, tax breaks for wealthy individuals, and tax subsidies for multi-billion dollar corporations are looking out for their constituents.

    Along with all of the above, I am also supposed to believe that selling authority over our ports to foreign nations, selling our national lands to private interests, and selling our children’s future by burdening them with debt for decades to come is in the best interests of our country.

    Drum roll, please -- here's the BIG FINALE ...

    I am supposed to believe it is safe to board an airplane with a hold full of uninspected cargo as long as no passengers are in possession of baby formula, that a group of men in Britain were about to take down ten airliners without tickets or passports, that seven men in Miami were going to blow up buildings in cities they didn’t have the money to get to, that one lone guy in New York was going to take down the Brooklyn Bridge with a blow-torch, that if we leave Iraq every terrorist in the world is going to come to the US and fight us in the malls and the supermarkets, that the ‘Liberal media’ simply forgets to cover the lies, cover-ups and corruption of this Administration and its party members, that voting for a Democrat in Connecticut sends shockwaves of unbridled encouragement throughout the Muslim world, that a bunch of PNAC members whose predictions have been proven totally wrong in every instance should be dictating policy to my government, that our military isn’t stretched too thin and they are just recalling those who have already fulfilled their duty because they’ve got too much time on their hands, and that George W. Bush spends his summers reading CAMUS and SHAKESPEARE.

    Oh, if only I were GULLIBLE, ILL-INFORMED, EASILY LED and TOTALLY STUPID – what a FINE Bush supporter I would have made!"

    http://journals.democraticunderground.com/NanceGreggs/78


    But I suspect many of the readers in this venue will disagree or at least I am supposed to believe based on the admonitions I have received in this venue. They don't have a lot of facts and they shoot from the hip. All admirable in the military, but it doesn't work in genuine issue examination and debate. I am a civilian now, I can say that, can't I?


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    Do you have a comment or question about the content of the post, PLEASE POST IT. You are always so silly, Steph.

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    You Know You're a Liberal ....
    Added 12/09/99 -- from Steve

    If you think Rob Reiner had to stretch to play the liberal in "All in the Family"


    If you think the answer to ANY crime, infraction, or injustice is counseling.


    If you've spent no less than 30 years in the walls of academia and don't see how today could be too much different from the '60s.


    If you think the criminal has more rights than the police who arrest this criminal, unless the crime is sexual harassment, or racism.


    If you use the term 'open-minded' and don't care that it can't be defined in absolute terms.


    If you think only white people can be racist.


    If Clarence Thomas made you sick, Bob Packwood made you protest, but Bill Clinton is a victim of partisan politics.

    Added before I started keeping track of when I added new items :)

    If you think that teenager's sexual behavior is uncontrollable, but hardened violent criminals should be released on parole after serving a cut sentence in a "correctional institution".


    If you think Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee are articulate geniuses but Justice Clarence Thomas, Dr. Alan Keyes and Dr. Walter Williams are dolts.


    If you think Rush Limbaugh and Michael Reagan are mean spirited racists and promote hate crime but Maxine Waters, John Conyers and Louis Farakahn aren't and don't.


    If you think that the Constitution is a living document and should be changed but the writings of Karl Marx are "written in stone".


    If you think burning the United States flag should be Constitutionally protected but burning a cross should be outlawed.


    If you think that tax cuts hurt poor people and are uncompassionate but taking 30% from their paychecks is compassionate


    If your idea of hell is having to mind your own business and not meddle in other people's lives.


    If you believe that posting the "Ten Commandments" in schools will hurt the children, but putting "Heather Has Two Mommies" or "Ask Alice" (on the internet) won't.


    If you think that the American Dream could have only been accomplished in the '60s.


    if you think that conservatives have no sense of humor then shudder at the idea of a Clinton joke.


    If you actually do believe that Clinton doesn't know the definition of the words "alone", "is", or "correct".


    If you believe that Columbus is a mean-spirit bringer of genocide, and never should have explored to the new world, which meant that no one would have religious or taxation freedom whatsoever.


    If you think that the only way the tragedy in Littleton, CO could have been avoided was to restrict the access of the guns, two of which were bought on the black market.


    If you actually think the multicultural movement of the '90s works better than organized religion.


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    You're a liberal if you can't see the irony in your own beliefs.


    If you believe Peter Jennings is a very educated and intelligent man.


    If you can actually believe everyone around Bill Clinton is lying, but Bill Clinton himself is telling the truth.


    If you point to God's forgiveness of King David in reference to Bill Clinton but "forget" to read the rest of the scripture about the ruin that he inflicted on his family, his kingdom and himself.


    If you think that the only acceptable hate crime is Christian bashing.


    If you want to make the rich "pay their fair share" but leave Ted (more people have been killed in my car than in an American nuclear power plant) Kennedy and Dick Gebhardt out of the definition of the rich.


    If your idea of compassion is giving a homeless person a shopping cart but expecting them to accept the responsibilities of life is mean spirited, racist, bigoted, etc. ad nauseum.


    If you think Princess Diana was compassionate for hugging poor children and children with AIDS (while "forgetting" about her getting in her limo and driving away) but Mother Teresa makes you uncomfortable.


    If you think that "dumbing down" America's school kids is compassionate but holding them to high educational standards is "mean spirited", racist, bigoted, etc. ad nauseum.


    If you think that Teddy Kennedy, Jesse Jackson and the KKK don't have anything in common (at least the KKK is honest about their goals).


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    If you believe that the "700 Club" are a group of fakes or actors but the people on "The Jerry Springer" show are real people.


    If you actually refer to the Reagan and Bush Presidencies as one Presidency.


    If you think that affirmative action is the only way to solve racial problems in America.


    If you think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon.


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    If Sean Hannity makes no sense and Alan Colmes makes perfect sense.


    If you voted for Mondale in 1984 thinking that raising your taxes was a good idea.


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    If you make snide remarks to guys for looking at women but champion Clinton's right to do whatever he wants with his interns.


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    If you actually think Clinton 'only inhaled'.


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    If you think that Watergate and Iran-Contra was a travesty of justice, but anything against Clinton is partisan!


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    You complain that your community has too many white people and the Catholic church you go to doesn't have enough ethnicity, but you're the first one with a for sale sign in your yard when blacks start moving in.


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    You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of affirmative action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the Pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalists" are guardians of democracy.

    You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation.

    You think the black middle class is a myth created by Newt Gingrich.

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    You don't understand all of the whining about affirmative action and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or education opportunity to assuage your guilt.

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    You see no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy, judicial leniency and surging crime rates, or addiction and an entertainment industry that glorifies drug abuse. But you believe Richard Nixon is responsible for everything horrible that's happened in the past quarter-century.

    You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies - after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the decade.

    You continually say that conservatives have no sense of humor, but after reading this page, think that I am cold and mean-spirited.


    Lastly, you're a liberal if - you don't get the point of my web page!
    http://www.gargaro.com/liberalif.html
     
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    Naw, you are just funny as heck, rsr. Get a gig in Las Vegas. Humor in the face of truth is just disrespectful; not to mention dishonest.

    Psychoblues




     
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    The truth about liberalsim hurts eh?

    Truth to a liberal is like Holy Water to the devil
     
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    Ya know you've taken psychoblieu down a notch, when he comes back and insults you........:thup:

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    I did not take him down a notch.

    I cut him off at the knees
     
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    I'm not sure, he ever gets off his knees???????:tinfoil:

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    I think you've already summed up the entire post.
     

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