In Stunning Reversal Of Previous Administration, New Biden COVID Plan Features Mask Wearing, Vaccinations, And Travel Bans

[Weatherman2020]

Again, no distinction between satire and reality with the Left.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning repudiation of Trump's COVID plan, Biden has announced he will throw out masking, vaccinations, and travel bans and replace them with masking, vaccinations, and travel bans.

"Trump didn't have a clue," said Biden to his nose hair trimmer during his bedtime routine. "We're gonna do it better by continuing to do the exact same thing, but as a Democrat administration. That's the one thing that's been missing this whole time."

"This is such a refreshing change," wept Brian Stelter to the cashier of the local ice cream shop. "Finally-- some competent leadership we can trust. Trump's masking didn't work, his vaccinations were bad and his travel bans were racist and xenophobic! We haven't tried doing these exact same things under Biden, which I know will work much better." Stelter then dove face-first into an ice cream sundae to help him deal with the overwhelming emotions of the moment.

"It's so good to know we're safe, wrapped up in the gentle arms of Joe Biden," said Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski. "Masking, vaccinations, and travel bans somehow feel so much warmer and cuddlier under Biden."

According to sources, media outlets have already prepared their pieces declaring Joe Biden's victory over the Coronavirus. They are set to release once the Chinese government gives the green light.

In Stunning Reversal Of Previous Administration, New Biden COVID Plan Features Mask Wearing, Vaccinations, And Travel Bans

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning repudiation of Trump's COVID plan, Biden has announced he will throw out masking, vaccinations, and travel bans and replace them with masking, vaccinations, and travel bans.

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[jillian]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

 

[RetiredGySgt]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

Biden claimed he had a plan.... what is it?

 

[Maxdeath]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

Was that English?

 

[RetiredGySgt]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

Was that English?

she hit the bottle early today.

 

[Cecilie1200]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

Wow, Jillian. Did you get a bad bottle of vodka or something?

 

[Cecilie1200]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

Biden claimed he had a plan.... what is it?

Declaring that he had a plan WAS the plan.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Oh, speaking of President Asterisk's "plan", did we all hear THIS brilliant statement from him:

" It’s one thing to have the vaccine, which we didn’t have when we came into office, but a vaccinator, how do you get the vaccine into someone’s arm?"

“What we did, we got into office and found out the supply, there was no backlog, I mean, there was nothing in the refrigerator, figuratively and literally speaking.”

Time to head back to the basement, Dementia Joe. "We didn't have the vaccine when we came into office"? Say what? Millions of people a day were getting the vaccine you think we didn't have the day you took office, Joe. And "how do you get the vaccine into someone's arm"? Um, you put it in this thing we call a "syringe", and it has a needle on the end of it, and you stick the needle in a person's arm and press the plunger. Pretty much the same way you give any vaccine. How is he finding this confusing?

My personal favorite, though, was "there was no backlog". Uh, yeah, Joe, that's because we're taking the vaccine doses out and USING THEM. That was the whole point of the exercise. If you've got vaccines just storing up and creating a backlog, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Concerned American]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

Problems with English and the keyboard this morning, eh?

 

[Rambunctious]

I wish there were akmrthingg go there that was factually accurate. Thanks doe your consistency .

What?......