Immigration -"Let Me See If I Got This Right"

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  1. CMike
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    CMike Zionist, proud to be

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    Below was not written by me, it was just circulating around in e mail

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    LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT. . .


    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

    1 - A JOB,
    2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
    3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
    4 - WELFARE,
    5 - FOOD STAMPS,
    6 - CREDIT CARDS,
    7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
    8 - FREE EDUCATION,
    9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
    10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON,
    11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
    12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
     
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    Methinks you have it..
     
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    You seem to have a firm grasp on it.
     
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    Did anyone happen to watch 60 Minutes tonight? They had a piece on a canal that is killing hundred of illegals annually as they cannot safely cross.
     
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    what would you do? build them a bridge? Remember when Mexico threatened to sue because the US didn't put water stations in the desert? How assinine is that.. Mexico publishes brochures telling them how to sneak in and sue us for failing to provide water..
     
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    It was pretty sad. People actually want the American cooperative who runs and maintains the canal to pay for safety flotation devices along the canal to make sure illegal immigrants attempting to ford the canal and sneak into the US do not drown???
     
  7. Bill O'Olberman
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    Yes because we should always look towards Cuba, Venezula, China, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Iran, and Iran when crafting policy. I also think the OP is full of shit, lacks substance, and makes no real point what so ever.
     
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    So you want us to throw the guy who's just mowing somebody's lawn for a few bucks in the slammer? Deportation isn't good enough anymore?
     
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    no,,, it's not,, they turn around and come right back over and so more stupid shit.
     
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    well then....dont cross there.....are you implying with this post that something should be done so they can cross safely?.....
     

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