Immigration Laws America needs to have!

[Wyld Kard]

Are THESE immigration laws we can live with?
(Read to the bottom or you will miss the message...)

1. There will be NO special bilingual programs in the schools.

2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.

3. All government business will be conducted in our language.

4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will NOT be a burden to the taxpayer. NO welfare, NO food stamps, NO health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least to 40,000 times
the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners come here and buy land...options will be restricted. Certain parcels
including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may have NO protests, NO demonstrations, NO waving of a foreign flag, NO
political organizing, NO bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to
deportation

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted & , when caught,
sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.


TOO STRICT??? THE ABOVE LAWS ARE THE CURRENT IMMIGRATION LAWS OF MEXICO!

 

[Grandma]

Yes, it's a good idea to move our laws backwards and emulate a country that's in the middle of a drug war.

Sheesh.

 

[varelse]

2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.

We'd have to adopt a national language first....

3. All government business will be conducted in our language.

see above

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least to 40,000 times
the daily minimum wage.

So we don't want people investing in this country? We'd reject wealth and growth in the name of ignorance and xenophobia?

8. If foreigners come here and buy land...options will be restricted. Certain parcels
including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

see above

TOO STRICT??? THE ABOVE LAWS ARE THE CURRENT IMMIGRATION LAWS OF MEXICO!

And we want to be more like Mexico?

 

[Wyld Kard]

2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.

We'd have to adopt a national language first....

3. All government business will be conducted in our language.

see above

So we don't want people investing in this country? We'd reject wealth and growth in the name of ignorance and xenophobia?

8. If foreigners come here and buy land...options will be restricted. Certain parcels
including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

see above

TOO STRICT??? THE ABOVE LAWS ARE THE CURRENT IMMIGRATION LAWS OF MEXICO!

And we want to be more like Mexico?

"We'd have to adopt a national language first...."

There is already a national language, it's called English, ever hear about it.

It's not about wanting to be like Mexico, it's about having tougher immigration laws in the U.S., but I guess you and Grandma are perfectly fine with all the illegals crossing the border to take advantage of our system and causing problems.

 

[Unkotare]

Are THESE immigration laws we can live with?
(Read to the bottom or you will miss the message...)

1. There will be NO special bilingual programs in the schools.

2. All ballots will be in this nation's language.

3. All government business will be conducted in our language.

4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.

5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will NOT be a burden to the taxpayer. NO welfare, NO food stamps, NO health care, or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least to 40,000 times
the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners come here and buy land...options will be restricted. Certain parcels
including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.

9. Foreigners may have NO protests, NO demonstrations, NO waving of a foreign flag, NO
political organizing, NO bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to
deportation

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted & , when caught,
sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.


TOO STRICT??? THE ABOVE LAWS ARE THE CURRENT IMMIGRATION LAWS OF MEXICO!

We are not Mexico, those are not 'immigration' laws per se, and most of those are unconstitutional (according to OUR Constitution, not Mexico's). We do need immigration reform, but we don't need to be stupid (we get enough of that already).

 

[Unkotare]

There is already a national language...

No, there is not. Not legally, at least.

 

[LilOlLady]

Yes, it's a good idea to move our laws backwards and emulate a country that's in the middle of a drug war.

Sheesh.

We are in the middle of a drug war. At least mexico is trying to fight it. We are also in the middle of two wars that we have no hope of winning. Mexico's economy is better then ours. Moving our immigration laws is any direction would be better than what we are doing. Nothing.