Don'tcha just love lawyer jokes..........I have the ultimate lawyer joke. One day I might tell it.
Q: What happens when an attorney takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A One's a slimy, bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger .... and the other one is a fish.
Hearty welcome to the OP.
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