I'll try my best to entertain you

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    I'll try my best to entertain you and
    Please don't mind me if I get a bit crude
    I'm your late night evening prostitute
    So drink your martinis and stare at the moon
    Don't mind me I'll continue to croon
    Don't mind me if I get a bit loon
    I'm your late night evening prostitute
    And dance, have a good time
    I'll continue to shine
    Yes Dance, have a good time
    Don't mind me if I slip upon a rhyme



    I must confess I'm your late night evening prostitute
     
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    So-----have you ever done a donkey show?
     
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    Moi? Always. Whenever I undress...
     
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    Well if like Tom Waits, you can't be all that bad.
     
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    Your role has already been taken by Trump. Sorry.
     
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    True Story

     
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    My bro...see the resemblance?.....
     
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