If your Jewish do you find this joke funny or offensive?

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    A Taliban militant gets lost and is wandering around the desert looking for water. He finally arrives at a store run by a Jew and asks for water. The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn’t have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Taliban, the jokes goes on, begins to curse and yell at the Jewish storeowner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude militant an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water. The Taliban keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he’s back at the tie store. He walks in and tells the merchant: “Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant.

    Just curious if that is funny or offensive or somewhere other like semi funny, not funny or offensive etc.
     
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    I find it funny myself. But as 'slackjawed rothschild' I must warn you that the New World Order now has it's eye on you..........
     

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    :lol:
     
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    Actually, the Jewish person is just the vehicle.

    The real target of the joke is the Taliban who wouldn't buy the tie, and didn't ask the Jewish man why he would need a tie.

    And when he had to come back? Well, no offense to Jewish people was done.

    No, I'm not Jewish, but I do study Judaic theology and have some good Jewish friends.
     
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    Yup, biker is right, you might just have pissed off the taliban along with the illuminati!
     
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    I'm not Jewish but I did eat a bagel once.
     
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    remove the Jewish and the Taliban, is it funny? does it have a point?
     
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    Without both, it's still funny, and it's still relevant.

    Like I said, it's not really offensive to anyone. Hey, JohnRocks, did you catch some shit from a Jewish person for telling this?
     
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    I'm not Jewish, but I do have a big nose.
     
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    Annie has another thread on the same joke. The guy who is 0bama's NSA adviser told it at a speech. If this is the kind of mental level 0bama calls on for National Security advice, we are so screwed.
     

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