If women had a Federal Holiday

[Ravi]

What kind of foods would we have for the celebration?

And why DON'T women have a federal holiday?

 

[chanel]

We do have the Susan B. Anthony coin. That was a real winner.

My celebration would include any food that is not prepared, cooked, or cleaned up by me. I'd settle for pizza or a can of soup. And of course a "let's pretend this is a guilt free dessert."

 

[RetiredGySgt]

What kind of foods would we have for the celebration?

And why DON'T women have a federal holiday?

You can have a Holiday just as soon as Men get one. Of course ours will be a weekday and yours will appropriately be a weekend day, say Sunday.

 

[chanel]

Men already have their own holiday. It's called Superbowl Sunday. And Thanksgiving. And Christmas...

 

[PixieStix]

What kind of foods would we have for the celebration?

I wasn't aware that we had a federal man holiday

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Men already have their own holiday. It's called Superbowl Sunday. And Thanksgiving. And Christmas...

Women have Valentines day and Thanksgiving and Christmas. But I digress.

Off to the doctor's.

 

[Ravi]

What kind of foods would we have for the celebration?

And why DON'T women have a federal holiday?

You can have a Holiday just as soon as Men get one. Of course ours will be a weekday and yours will appropriately be a weekend day, say Sunday.

So women must always be the followers, huh?

I was thinking something along the lines of celebrating the day that men stopped unconstitutionally disallowing women the vote.

As for food, I'd like something extravagant that involved whipped cream.

 

[goldcatt]

Men already have their own holiday. It's called Superbowl Sunday. And Thanksgiving. And Christmas...

Women have Valentines day and Thanksgiving and Christmas. But I digress.

Off to the doctor's.

Valentine's Day I'll grant you, maybe even Christmas. But Thanksgiving? Nope. Women spend 2 days in the kitchen while the men get to eat, drink and watch football. That one most definitely goes to the men.

I'm fine with women not having a Federal holiday. It would be just another day for the banks and schools to be closed while I have to go to work. We have enough of those already!

 

[goldcatt]

But now that I think about it, you could probably bribe me for my support with promises of chocolate...

 

[jillian]

I think the celebratory food would be chocolate covered pretzels, and chocolate covered strawberries

 

[goldcatt]

I think the celebratory food would be chocolate covered pretzels, and chocolate covered strawberries

Chocolate covered pretzels? Oh yeah, sign me up!

 

[chanel]

We have Women's History Month in NJ. This is the poster I display in my classroom to show how far we've come:

 

[Xenophon]

National man day would be cool.

All day you could fart, scratch your ass and grab your nuts and nobody can say shit about it!

 

[Zoom-boing]

I think the celebratory food would be chocolate covered pretzels, and chocolate covered strawberries

Chocolate covered chocolate.

 

[dilloduck]

What kind of foods would we have for the celebration?

And why DON'T women have a federal holiday?

Whatever food you decided to buy and cook you also would be allowed to eat. Use paper plates to make the clean up easier on yourselves.

 

[xotoxi]

What kind of foods would we have for the celebration?

And why DON'T women have a federal holiday?

If someone from your breed would actually DO something of importance, maybe we would have a holiday to commemorate them.

But until then, get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

 

[Yukon]

Why not have a HOMO day ?

 

[xotoxi]

National man day would be cool.

All day you could fart, scratch your ass and grab your nuts and nobody can say shit about it!

When I was a kid and Mother's Day or Father's Day came around, I would ask my mother "When is kid's day?" Her response was "Everyday is Kid's Day."

Xeno: EVERYday is Men's Day.

 

[jillian]

I think the celebratory food would be chocolate covered pretzels, and chocolate covered strawberries

Chocolate covered pretzels? Oh yeah, sign me up!

they are the perfect food, aren't they? lol...

 

[Yukon]

In the USA you people are always bragging about equality. Therefore there should be a Statutory Holiday for with a paid day off for the HOMO population to celebrate ( Harvey Milk Day), for the feminazis to celebrate (Ann Coulter Day), and for normal women to celebrate (Mothers Day).