If smoking's so dangerous...

[Delta4Embassy]

...Why is it when a fly's bugging me and I blow pipe smoke at it, it doesn't fall from the sky dead as a doornail?

 

[Moonglow]

keeping your mouth open only attracts the flies....

 

[Pogo]

...Why is it when a fly's bugging me and I blow pipe smoke at it, it doesn't fall from the sky dead as a doornail?

Because that smoke already delivered its carcinogens to you.

Enjoy.

(a pipe?? What are you, 140 years old?)

 

[Delta4Embassy]

...Why is it when a fly's bugging me and I blow pipe smoke at it, it doesn't fall from the sky dead as a doornail?

Because that smoke already delivered its carcinogens to you.

Enjoy.

(a pipe?? What are you, 140 years old?)

Quit vigs a few years ago when they got ridiculously expensive. As I joked, "May as well buy pot and get a buzz." But I smoked a pipe back in college but not being the bearded patches on the sweater's elbows looking type always felt selconscious about it. Now I'm old enough I don't give a damn.

 

[featherlite]

...because fly's are dirty little annoying creatures and are immune to nicotine. lol