I want to boil water in a paper bag

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    Yeah, but can they boil it in a SOCK? !!! Holy shit! are we really having this conversation? Instead of spending all your rupples, shekles or whatever you guys do for currency back there on Vodka..... save a little and buy yourselves a fucking cooking pot! if your boiling water in a paper bag, something has gone wrong.... terribly wrong.
     
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    In outer space
     
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    Actually, no, but I can boil water in a condom.
     
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    Just do it like the American Indians did. Use hot rocks.
     
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    Microwave ?!
     
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    Yes.
     
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    No, just faster strokes. Friction, ya know. The OP doesn't know those tricks.
     
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    I see … another one of those Texas fantasies.

    A Mexican girl might make your condom boil though. That I can agree with.
     
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    Bravo, good catch.
     
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    Can you explain how the paper bag and water works, Ivan? I think not.
     

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