I think Julian Assange ...

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    ...can get rapped by a Blue whale, have his nuts cut off slowly via paper cut, have his eyelids cut off while his head is immersed into a bucket of tobasco sauce, chain him to the ground over an army ant nest, and die a long slow painfull death from gonorrhea while a flesh eating bacteria nibbles away at his rectum. :dunno:




    Other than that I hope he has a Merry Christmas. :eusa_angel:
     
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    I am going to report you for plagiarism!!!

    Sarah Palin wrote the above text word-for-word on facebook today!
     
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    She what?


    ...oh for fuck's sake. :eusa_wall:
     
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    If you really want him to suffer, make him listen to Obama speeches 24/7.
     
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    You want to give him a golden shower? Weird
     
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    Like that was the worst thing going on in that cartoon :lol:
     
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    Would it be necrophilia?
     
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    That cartoon is not realistic.

    No one can piss with a hardon like that.
     
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    The spillage of precious fossil fuel was an atrocity!
     
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    I thought that the same thing, but didn't he cum first?
     

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