I was at the supermarket today at the seafood counter. I decided to get some lobster when I saw the cooked shelled tails and claws on ice so I asked the guy behind the counter if they were Maine lobster. He looks at me and says as he rolls his eyes, "Well it says so on that big sign over there." Now I'll admit I was a bit distracted today and didn't really bother to read any of the signage in the store and said, "Well I didn't notice the sign." Wise ass clerk replies," Well, what about these two other signs that say Maine lobster?" Now I don't know about you but I'm not about to shell out good money for lobster and take attitude off a douche bag clerk so I said rather loudly, "Well since I had that brain tumor removed last year I have a little trouble reading signs so maybe you want to think about that the next time a person politely asks you a yes or no question and you won't be such an asshole." The deli manager came out and asked what the problem was and I said, "It seems your smart mouthed smart ass clerk can't answer a yes or no question without giving attitude to paying customers." I took my lobster and left. I hope that douche ends up looking for a new job and someone who really wants a job will get hired. BTW I would fire any one of my employees for pulling a stunt like that.