I have a cricket in my garage who has a death wish.

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

 

[OldLady]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Sure sign of fall. I had one circling my living room for two days once and I was too scared of it to kill it. He kept to the wall, and I kept one eye on him the whole time I was in the room. I finally managed to corral him out the back door with the broom when he walked by it.

 

[konradv]

Got a snake in my basement. Sneaky bastard!

 

[TNHarley]

I got $10 on the cricket

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Got a snake in my basement. Sneaky bastard!

Yes, but does your snake serenade you at 4am?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Use your ears. Start the lawnmower up and leave it running.

 

[konradv]

Got a snake in my basement. Sneaky bastard!

Yes, but does your snake serenade you at 4am?

No, he is considerate that way.

 

[bullwinkle]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Whaddya mean..Ughh? Do you have any idea how nasty you sound to the cricket? Besides, crickets are good luck. According to a proverb, every hearth should have a cricket. If he goes, he takes luck with him. Be thankful!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Whaddya mean..Ughh? Do you have any idea how nasty you sound to the cricket? Besides, crickets are good luck. According to a proverb, every hearth should have a cricket. If he goes, he takes luck with him. Be thankful!

 

[Marion Morrison]

I kill every cricket I see. They eat teh Caladiums.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

Whaddya mean..Ughh? Do you have any idea how nasty you sound to the cricket? Besides, crickets are good luck. According to a proverb, every hearth should have a cricket. If he goes, he takes luck with him. Be thankful!

He has luck alright. Luck to have not been found.

 

[Erinwltr]

I first read "I have a chicken in my garage who has a death wish." Yikes.

 

[irosie91]

Got a snake in my basement. Sneaky bastard!

Yes, but does your snake serenade you at 4am?

SO TRUE-----human beans with crickets are BLESSED

 

[depotoo]

“Cricket diets go way beyond plant matter and other insects. This is why you need to go into hunting-mode when you hear one inside your home. They will dine on leather, certain types of cloth, and paper. Your clothing is fair game, as well, including items made of silk, wool, cotton, rayon, fur and almost any kind of fabric known to man. Any food sitting out is also fair game because they will eat meat, fruits, and vegetables if they can access it.”
What Do Crickets Eat

I can’t stand crickets. Fortunately, here they are few vs Tx.

 

[midcan5]

Be nice so that you don't have to spend nights in the garage. Kinda simple.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The hell with crickets the damn Cicadas are freaking everywhere this year.
Caught my new pups eating em four times so far. God knows how many they actually ate.

 

[night_son]

Unfortunately the executioner can not find him.

Ughh

I can sympathize. While I love crickets, my fiancé despises them. Once, one managed to get into the inner workings of our sleeper sofa. She went nuts trying to find it. Just remember killing a cricket brings seven years of bad luck. On a similar note, I have an ant queen flying around in here. Missed her a number of times with the fly swatter. About to break out the pulse rifles and flamers.

 

[night_son]

The hell with crickets the damn Cicadas are freaking everywhere this year.
Caught my new pups eating em four times so far. God knows how many they actually ate.

They're like chicken nuggets for dogs.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

The hell with crickets the damn Cicadas are freaking everywhere this year.
Caught my new pups eating em four times so far. God knows how many they actually ate.

Yeah we have them bad here this year.

 

[Marion Morrison]

The hell with crickets the damn Cicadas are freaking everywhere this year.
Caught my new pups eating em four times so far. God knows how many they actually ate.

They're all to be heard here. They get going. I can actually hear them right now.