I have a Birth Certificate

[percysunshine]

I have a death certificate.

I had to study for years to qualify.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I have a Birth Certificate

I have a hammer.

You leave me no recourse but to post this:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKB3PxG-0E]YouTube - Peter, Paul & Mary - If I Had A Hammer[/ame]

I hope you are satisfied and this song will burn in your mind for the rest of the day.

You evil, evil man!





"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning . . . . "

 

[bigrebnc1775]

But did you take the blue pill, or the red pill?

This is an important question.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

I'm gonna go ask Alice about all this.

Alice in chains?
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDU5x3--_1w]YouTube - Alice in Chains - Head Creeps (Alice in Wonderland)[/ame]

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I have a hammer.

You leave me no recourse but to post this:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKB3PxG-0E]YouTube - Peter, Paul & Mary - If I Had A Hammer[/ame]

I hope you are satisfied and this song will burn in your mind for the rest of the day.

You evil, evil man!





"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning . . . . "

Well it was either that or this

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnupL42gmF4&NR=1&feature=fvwp]YouTube - The Wheels On The Bus[/ame]

Take your pick

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I have a high school diploma.

Do you know what that is?

I lost mine in the great flood

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Discuss

I am glad you have one, obamaturd doesn't.

Sure he has one. everybody born within the last 120 years has one.

 

[Zoom-boing]

You leave me no recourse but to post this:

YouTube - Peter, Paul & Mary - If I Had A Hammer

I hope you are satisfied and this song will burn in your mind for the rest of the day.

You evil, evil man!





"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning . . . . "

Well it was either that or this

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnupL42gmF4&NR=1&feature=fvwp]YouTube - The Wheels On The Bus[/ame]

Take your pick