I Hate Journalists

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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.
 
My opinion is that birfer bloggers are ahead of politicans and just behind serial-killers, when they are not both.
 
I'm old enough to remember when journalism and US news was sacrosanct. We've allowed to right to sell out the US in favor of ratings and yes, its the right.

Before Murdoch, Prince Talal and Ailes, no foreign interest could own US media and no one entity could own more than one media.

I wish people would really think about what that means to our country but they're too busy with their rabid right wing, anti-America agenda.

Just watch it.

 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.
And yet your favorite presidential candidate and dream guy for the job is a media whore. Interesting.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.


It's OK. You can still safely watch fox without worrying about being exposed to journalists. They don't hire any.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.

Infotainment not infotianing you anymore, Bunky?

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore.

Say no more.....

As someone who stopped watching TV for news more than 25 years ago, I would suggest reading...
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.
And yet your favorite presidential candidate and dream guy for the job is a media whore. Interesting.

You were under the impression that mud had actually tried to reconcile his positions in the interest of consistency?

That's the beauty of Dogma....
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.
And yet your favorite presidential candidate and dream guy for the job is a media whore. Interesting.
At least he's not a brainless journalist.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.


Good news.

The first 6 seasons of Parks and Recreation is on Netflix.

And I agree about the news.

It's either slanted one way or the other, or only one news item is covered 24/7.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.

Infotainment not infotianing you anymore, Bunky?

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore.

Say no more.....

As someone who stopped watching TV for news more than 25 years ago, I would suggest reading...
Considering the fact that I'm responding to your post.....I'm already taking your advice.

Not only am I reading...but proofreading......and writing as well...*gasp*....!!!

I know...right?

People on message boards are avid readers.

Who'd a thunk.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.


Good news.

The first 6 seasons of Parks and Recreation is on Netflix.

And I agree about the news.

It's either slanted one way or the other, or only one news item is covered 24/7.
The seventh season is too.....but it kind of sucked. It's a bit depressing.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.

Infotainment not infotianing you anymore, Bunky?

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore.

Say no more.....

As someone who stopped watching TV for news more than 25 years ago, I would suggest reading...
Considering the fact that I'm responding to your post.....I'm already taking your advice.

Not only am I reading...but proofreading......and writing as well...*gasp*....!!!

I know...right?

People on message boards are avid readers.

Who'd a thunk.

In 25 years you may have caught up....
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.

Infotainment not infotianing you anymore, Bunky?

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore.

Say no more.....

As someone who stopped watching TV for news more than 25 years ago, I would suggest reading...
Considering the fact that I'm responding to your post.....I'm already taking your advice.

Not only am I reading...but proofreading......and writing as well...*gasp*....!!!

I know...right?

People on message boards are avid readers.

Who'd a thunk.

In 25 years you may have caught up....
My guess is I knew how to read and write before you were even a gleam in your Daddy's eye.....so spare me junior.
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.

Infotainment not infotianing you anymore, Bunky?

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore.

Say no more.....

As someone who stopped watching TV for news more than 25 years ago, I would suggest reading...
Considering the fact that I'm responding to your post.....I'm already taking your advice.

Not only am I reading...but proofreading......and writing as well...*gasp*....!!!

I know...right?

People on message boards are avid readers.

Who'd a thunk.

In 25 years you may have caught up....
My guess is I knew how to read and write before you were even a gleam in your Daddy's eye.....so spare me junior.

Guessing stupid shit is your metier.....I was doing so in 3 languages when you were in nursery school...
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.

Infotainment not infotianing you anymore, Bunky?

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore.

Say no more.....

As someone who stopped watching TV for news more than 25 years ago, I would suggest reading...
Considering the fact that I'm responding to your post.....I'm already taking your advice.

Not only am I reading...but proofreading......and writing as well...*gasp*....!!!

I know...right?

People on message boards are avid readers.

Who'd a thunk.

In 25 years you may have caught up....
My guess is I knew how to read and write before you were even a gleam in your Daddy's eye.....so spare me junior.

Guessing stupid shit is your metier.....I was doing so in 3 languages when you were in nursery school...
Only 3?

I was in nursery school in the 50s shitstain.

And I could read when I was 3.
 
Anyone who can read Spanish also can understand Italian and a little bit of French. ...but try learning Arabic or Persian -farsi. Also, because of my background in communications I had to learn AIMC....which will come in handy after the Apocalypse.
 
Anyone who can read Spanish also can understand Italian and a little bit of French. ...but try learning Arabic or Persian -farsi. Also, because of my background in communications I had to learn AIMC....which will come in handy after the Apocalypse.

I wasn't bulking up on Romance languages....

Swedish, English and German by 12....

And I added Latin and Russian later.....

Only reached basic conversational with Portuguese...
 
Anyone who can read Spanish also can understand Italian and a little bit of French. ...but try learning Arabic or Persian -farsi. Also, because of my background in communications I had to learn AIMC....which will come in handy after the Apocalypse.

I wasn't bulking up on Romance languages....

Swedish, English and German by 12....

And I added Latin and Russian later.....

Only reached basic conversational with Portuguese...
I love German......it's much harder than Spanish.

I also remember when I got my first English book when I was 5....I bragged to my parents that I was learning a foreign language....but discovered I already knew it. What a let-down.
 
Anyone who can read Spanish also can understand Italian and a little bit of French. ...but try learning Arabic or Persian -farsi. Also, because of my background in communications I had to learn AIMC....which will come in handy after the Apocalypse.

I wasn't bulking up on Romance languages....

Swedish, English and German by 12....

And I added Latin and Russian later.....

Only reached basic conversational with Portuguese...
I love German......it's much harder than Spanish.

I also remember when I got my first English book when I was 5....I bragged to my parents that I was learning a foreign language....but discovered I already knew it. What a let-down.

The most beautiful is Brazilian Portuguese....
 
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I remember somebody saying that Journalists are basically people that attend college and carry a "C" average.

I think journalists are getting to be one of the top ten most hated groups in America......along with serial-killers and politicians.

At the same time these idiots are telling everyone that the latest shooter was looking to become famous, they spend the entire day talking about him. What were his motives. What were his surfing habits. What did his friends know about him. Was he left-handed or right-handed.

They want to know everything that a presidential candidate wants to do so they can tear whatever it is to shreds. They are a major security threat. They invade our privacy. They take the Democrats side regardless of the fact that they're so wrong about so much. They are the reason we have this schmuck president is on TV lecturing us on gun violence, when his home town is the most violent city in the country.

I'm getting to the point I don't even want to watch Fox News anymore. They're getting downright annoying. Good thing I have a massive DVD collection. I really need to get the Parks & Recreation boxed set soon, because I'm just about fed up with these stuttering asswipes telling me how I should think, feel, or act. I could use hours of witty and imaginative comedy, instead of the constant comedy of errors that is your typical newscast.


Wrong-doers always hate the journalists.
 

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